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so i open my gmail page this morning and find

moshquerade

moshquerade

No Lifer
an email there from someone i don't even know titled:

testicles (im not a weirdo i promise lol)

what a way to start the day :laugh:
can you remember any funny/strange titled emails that you've gotten?
 
I don't know who or why... but i've gotten this email since i've opened up a google account:

thank u 4 writting me back. u put a smile on my face. sorry i can't call you just yet,because i'm at home . But if i can i'll call you on a pay phone when i get a chance to.i was mad at you,and i really don't know why i stress about you staying in to

and there were a few more before that i thought were flukes so i deleted them, but damn... what a random message.

 
tilio told me to call you whats up !something wrong?or do you just want to talk to me. well its hard for me to get to a phone round here. so thats why i cant call you or anyone for that matter.anyway if i can get to a phone i will hit you up if you d

Found the other one in the trash...
 
Originally posted by: rudder
I keep getting emails to enlarge my penis. If it keeps up I am going to have to buy another shoe.
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Just roll it up like a garden hose.... anyway, YOU HAVE SPAM IN YOUR GMAIL ACCOUNT?! Here is your problem: you signed up for something with your gmail account. The secret is to NEVER use it to sign up for anything. Ever. I use my hotmail and mail addresses for that.
 
a quick scan in my junkmail folder and this is all i came "up" with:

FastestUPin20mins

i wonder what they are referring to 😕
 
Why not use it for everything? I mean yes it would be easier to make a dummy yahoo/hotmail account that can handle it... but I would like to see the spammers try to fill a gmail inbox... especially now that it grows 3-4 megabytes a day 🙂
 
Straight guys tricked into gay sex with hot trannies! After the penis was revealed they were so intrigued and turned on they just kept on going!

+ link to website with videos to prove it, unfortunately I wasn't intrigued and turned on enough to watch any of em, but it was easily the funniest fukin e-mail EVAR.
 
Originally posted by: iamme
:laugh:

well, what did the email say??? 😛
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here it is:


hi, whats up? Lately ive been browsing the **** forums, and i couldnt help but notice that you've been in a lot of discussions about guys getting hit in the balls, I think you even gave a link in one to a website where guys get hit there.

Anyway, this may sound a little bit odd but ive always found it to be kind of a turn on to see girls hit guys in the nuts, or wonder/ask questions about it in general. Now im not some old weirdo here that likes to prey on girls as you will see from my hot or not picture here http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BUO8HRG&key=NUU . Im just a regular 21 yr old (kinda good looking -hopefully youll think lol) guy with a slightly different kind of fetish.

Hopefully you will email me back at xxxxx@yahoo.ca and we can talk about it some more. For example, do you find it to be kind of a turn on too to get a guy there, or is it a strictly self defence kind of thing for you.

Hope to hear from you soon
And I am aware how this all must sound to you, but you can definitely trust me that im no psycho

take care

Justin


 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: iamme
:laugh:

well, what did the email say??? 😛
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here it is:


hi, whats up? Lately ive been browsing the **** forums, and i couldnt help but notice that you've been in a lot of discussions about guys getting hit in the balls, I think you even gave a link in one to a website where guys get hit there.

Anyway, this may sound a little bit odd but ive always found it to be kind of a turn on to see girls hit guys in the nuts, or wonder/ask questions about it in general. Now im not some old weirdo here that likes to prey on girls as you will see from my hot or not picture here http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BUO8HRG&key=NUU . Im just a regular 21 yr old (kinda good looking -hopefully youll think lol) guy with a slightly different kind of fetish.

Hopefully you will email me back at xxxxx@yahoo.ca and we can talk about it some more. For example, do you find it to be kind of a turn on too to get a guy there, or is it a strictly self defence kind of thing for you.

Hope to hear from you soon
And I am aware how this all must sound to you, but you can definitely trust me that im no psycho

take care

Justin
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😕😕😕😕😕😕

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
 
Originally posted by: Ilmater
Originally posted by: rudder
I keep getting emails to enlarge my penis. If it keeps up I am going to have to buy another shoe.
Click to expand...
Just roll it up like a garden hose.... anyway, YOU HAVE SPAM IN YOUR GMAIL ACCOUNT?! Here is your problem: you signed up for something with your gmail account. The secret is to NEVER use it to sign up for anything. Ever. I use my hotmail and mail addresses for that.
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I have a gmail account that I have never used for anything except sending myself emails and when i look in the spam thing its always full!
 
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: iamme
:laugh:

well, what did the email say??? 😛
Click to expand...
here it is:


hi, whats up? Lately ive been browsing the **** forums, and i couldnt help but notice that you've been in a lot of discussions about guys getting hit in the balls, I think you even gave a link in one to a website where guys get hit there.

Anyway, this may sound a little bit odd but ive always found it to be kind of a turn on to see girls hit guys in the nuts, or wonder/ask questions about it in general. Now im not some old weirdo here that likes to prey on girls as you will see from my hot or not picture here http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BUO8HRG&key=NUU . Im just a regular 21 yr old (kinda good looking -hopefully youll think lol) guy with a slightly different kind of fetish.

Hopefully you will email me back at xxxxx@yahoo.ca and we can talk about it some more. For example, do you find it to be kind of a turn on too to get a guy there, or is it a strictly self defence kind of thing for you.

Hope to hear from you soon
And I am aware how this all must sound to you, but you can definitely trust me that im no psycho

take care

Justin
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😕😕😕😕😕😕

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
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so how you doin Justin 😉

 
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: iamme
:laugh:

well, what did the email say??? 😛
Click to expand...
here it is:


hi, whats up? Lately ive been browsing the **** forums, and i couldnt help but notice that you've been in a lot of discussions about guys getting hit in the balls, I think you even gave a link in one to a website where guys get hit there.

Anyway, this may sound a little bit odd but ive always found it to be kind of a turn on to see girls hit guys in the nuts, or wonder/ask questions about it in general. Now im not some old weirdo here that likes to prey on girls as you will see from my hot or not picture here http://www.hotornot.com/r/?eid=BUO8HRG&key=NUU . Im just a regular 21 yr old (kinda good looking -hopefully youll think lol) guy with a slightly different kind of fetish.

Hopefully you will email me back at xxxxx@yahoo.ca and we can talk about it some more. For example, do you find it to be kind of a turn on too to get a guy there, or is it a strictly self defence kind of thing for you.

Hope to hear from you soon
And I am aware how this all must sound to you, but you can definitely trust me that im no psycho

take care

Justin
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😕😕😕😕😕😕

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
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so how you doin Justin 😉
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trust me, i'm no psycho....

hahaha
 
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: iamme
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: iamme
:laugh:

well, what did the email say??? 😛
Click to expand...
here it is:
Click to expand...

😕😕😕😕😕😕

:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
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so how you doin Justin 😉
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trust me, i'm no psycho....

hahaha
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now that part was funny 😛
 
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