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so i launched dual snot rockets today in a meeting

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had a meeting today with my boss and a few of his bosses and a software vendor.

i demanded that all data by auto synched with our mainframe and website without any user intervention in the back end

the vendor, replied, "Whats so bad about a user entering it in the back-end"

i was fine for a split second, but when i seen a couple others get that weird look i lost control

in one ultra fast non vocalized nasal output laugh, two paperwork snot missilles rocketed from my nostrils and exploded upon impact of the meetings agenda

there was no hiding it, my hands were under the table (conference room was cold)
paper was lying flat in front of me

i quickly crumpled up the paper and pulled it under the table (and wiped my nose with my hand, like the little 25yr old kid that i am)

moral of the story - never carry around a loaded snot-zooka
 
What kind of splash-radius on the paper are we talking? I'm thinikin' that 7 could go up or down depending on this...
 
Originally posted by: HermDogg
What kind of splash-radius on the paper are we talking? I'm thinikin' that 7 could go up or down depending on this...
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well, i didn't have much time to measure
but i'd say at least 3 inches in diameter

 
3 inches DIAMETER? If those were decent-sized balls of mucus you should have gotten at least 5-6 from your face to the paper.

5/10- barely

:thumbsdown:
 
Originally posted by: HermDogg
3 inches DIAMETER? If those were decent-sized balls of mucus you should have gotten at least 5-6 from your face to the paper.

5/10- barely

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yeah, but you shoulda seen the texture
i've been having sinus problems for the last week or so - my mucus is like dried rubber cement or wallpaper paste and its neon green/yellow

i kid you not, i've blasted snots that BOUNCE off the tissue
 
here's some more really gross info about my mucous membranes

sometimes when my sinuses are REALLY bad, blowing my nose will blast snot INTO my eye (from that little canal thingie)
 
Originally posted by: troytime
here's some more really gross info about my mucous membranes

sometimes when my sinuses are REALLY bad, blowing my nose will blast snot INTO my eye (from that little canal thingie)
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Words fail me.... I'll have to do this with emoticons

:disgust::cookie:😕🙁:laugh::shocked:
 
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