So I just went out to get in my car and a stray cat had kittens in there last night!

Brutuskend

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Guess I shouldn't have left the sun roof open last night. ;)

Now what to do?

PIC

Yeah, I know it SUCKS. It's not my camera.

If there is OVERWHELMING demand, I can take more. (If it shuts people the HELL UP!)
 

lozina

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take em to animal control

or if you not man enough just put em in a cardboard box or something in your yard
 

K1052

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Keep them (or at least one of them) or take them to a no kill shelter.
 

TheoPetro

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put them in a cardboard box that says free kittens..............THEN STOMP THEM W/ A SIZE 15 WORKBOOT
 

paulney

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You can't adopt a kitten until it's at least 6 weeks old or so. Take them all to a shelter with the mother...
 

So

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Originally posted by: TheoPetro
put them in a cardboard box that says free kittens..............THEN STOMP THEM W/ A SIZE 15 WORKBOOT


LOL, most horrible suggestion ever.

:camera:s, stat.
 

iamtrout

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Take a butcher's knife, lop off each of their heads, and mount them out in your front yard on barbeque skewers with a sign that says, "wILL u B mY FriEdn?
 

fbrdphreak

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Originally posted by: iamtrout
Take a butcher's knife, lop off each of their heads, and mount them out in your front yard on barbeque skewers with a sign that says, "wILL u B mY FriEdn?
:disgust: Enough from the 12 year olds :disgust:

If you're not looking to adopt, take them to a no-kill shelter. Or you could raise them yourself, cats raised from birth are awesome if you treat them right. We have two cats raised from birth and they are the sweetest damned things ever
 

mundane

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I had a crack-whore give birth to some whelps last month in the back of my el camino. Called the state police, but the trooper told me just to euthanize the bunch of 'em, it was the most humane solution (he just didn't want to deal with the paper work, I suspect). Instead I drove out into the Catskills and released the bunch of them. It put a smile on my face to think of them back in their natural habitat, one big happy family.
 

So

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Originally posted by: iamtrout
Take a butcher's knife, lop off each of their heads, and mount them out in your front yard on barbeque skewers with a sign that says, "wILL u B mY FriEdn?

Wow, I stand corrected. Apply my previous comment to THIS post.
 

EatSpam

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
Guess I shouldn't have left the sun roof open last night. ;)

Now what to do?

Humane Society FTW! Hopefully, they're mostly no-kill...
 

altonb1

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Use them to make a fur coat, or at least hat or something similar. From a news report I saw a few months ago, a lot "fur" that is imported is really dog or cat fur, anyway, regardless of what is on the label.
 

Baked

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Originally posted by: iamtrout
Take a butcher's knife, lop off each of their heads, and mount them out in your front yard on barbeque skewers with a sign that says, "wILL u B mY FriEdn?

Man, that's fvcked up. You need to seek immediate psychiatric help.
 

Brutuskend

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So far they are all still in there. It looked like she was still giving birth to them when I went out.

Then they all got to drive around with me while I did errands. ;)

My dog was QUITE interested in what was going on down there as the car is HIS domain. ;)

Edit: And my digital camera is busted. :( so no pics.

Edit #2: Killing them is NOT a option!
 

So

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
So far they are all still in there. It looked like she was still giving birth to them when I went out.

Then they all got to drive around with me while I did errands. ;)

My dog was QUITE interested in what was going on down there as the car is HIS domain. ;)

Edit: And my digital camera is busted. :( so no pics.

Edit #2: Killing them is NOT a option!

No pics?

You don't have a cameraphone or something to fall back on?
 

Proletariat

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Originally posted by: Brutuskend
So far they are all still in there. It looked like she was still giving birth to them when I went out.

Then they all got to drive around with me while I did errands. ;)

My dog was QUITE interested in what was going on down there as the car is HIS domain. ;)

Edit: And my digital camera is busted. :( so no pics.

Edit #2: Killing them is NOT a option!

Really thanks for not killing them
 

Brutuskend

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Originally posted by: So
Originally posted by: Brutuskend
So far they are all still in there. It looked like she was still giving birth to them when I went out.

Then they all got to drive around with me while I did errands. ;)

My dog was QUITE interested in what was going on down there as the car is HIS domain. ;)

Edit: And my digital camera is busted. :( so no pics.

Edit #2: Killing them is NOT a option!

No pics?

You don't have a cameraphone or something to fall back on?


No, I hate phones in general.

:)light: I just remembered, I have a Camera I borrowed.....)

But on further inspection, I don't have a memory card for it...