So I just sent a $650 to a friend via paypal

Mr Pickles

Diamond Member
Feb 24, 2006
4,103
1
0
I sent $650 to a buddy via paypal for the ski trip we went on a month or so back. He put it on his card and I owed him since then. He used to be my room mate back in college so when I wrould write him rent checks for the apartment in the comments it would always be for "the awsome buttsecks" and crap like that. Well in the comments on this transaction I write:

Subject: To Mah WOMAN

Message:
Thanks for last night. It was really hot. I think I came like 10 times. I don't know how you bend like that... did you have like ribs removed or something in order to go backwards like that? Anyway, keep me in your address book, this needs to happen again. It's all I've thought about the last 4 hours.

No sooner did I tell him the money was sent did I get get a call from an unkown number. Turns out it was a girl from PayPal and she asks me to confirm the transaction. A few seconds into the conversation I realize that she MUST have read the comments and I start busting out laughing. Very professionally, she starts laughing too but continues with the confirmation and, while still laughing, tells me to have a good day and hangs up the phone.

That made my freaking week.
 

Mr Pickles

Diamond Member
Feb 24, 2006
4,103
1
0
It makes me wonder how many of those she does a day, and what peopl really put in the comments. I'm sure she didn't call because of the comments, I haven't logged into that account in over a year. It was either my idle time or the amount that did it.
 

Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
41,596
20
81
She was probably hoping to get in on some of the hot action. Maybe you blew your shot at a threesome.



Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: dreadpiratedoug
cucumbers + ______ = pickles?

lmao
Can he get a custom title? :D
 

Baked

Lifer
Dec 28, 2004
36,052
17
81
Wow, OMG, didn't know guys can come 10 times in one night. You must have some sore nuts.
 

Jeff7

Lifer
Jan 4, 2001
41,596
20
81
Originally posted by: Baked
Wow, OMG, didn't know guys can come 10 times in one night. You must have some sore nuts.
If you were able to do the former, would you really care about the latter?;)
 

Baked

Lifer
Dec 28, 2004
36,052
17
81
Originally posted by: Jeff7
Originally posted by: Baked
Wow, OMG, didn't know guys can come 10 times in one night. You must have some sore nuts.
If you were able to do the former, would you really care about the latter?;)

I'm trying to figure if he's cumming or pissing after the 2nd or 3rd time. Was he chugging away at a 6 gallon bottle of Arrowhead water?
 

Qacer

Platinum Member
Apr 5, 2001
2,721
1
91
Haha! For a second, I thought they called to investigate your involvement in a prostitution transaction.