So i just saw something that made me rofl

[quakefiend420]

not mine, but I heard a great story on another forum...

Someone's friend was fvcking sh1tfaced. Like out of his mind bombed. So he looks like he's going to vomit, so his buddy takes him to the bathroom to throw up. But all the stalls are taking. Guy's a big dude, plays rugby or something, so he kicks down this door, and there's some dude taking a sh1t. Dude tries to vomit through the guy's legs, but of course, gets vomit all over the dude, his legs, his clothes, etc. Rugby dude stands there for a while, then realizes "hey, if someone vomited all over me, I'd probably want to kick the sh1t out of him. I better hit him first." So he clocks this dude in the face, and his friends get him the hell out of the bar. Imagine being that one dude in the bathroom? You're drunk, you're taking a sh1t, and then some dude kicks down the door, vomits all over you, and punches you in the face? Worst. Night. Ever.

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

 

[imported_LoKe]

Not his story, I don't think. I've heard that somewhere else, but written differently.

 

[mattocs]

Haha

 

[moshquerade]

i hope it isn't true. :Q

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: LoKe
Not his story, I don't think. I've heard that somewhere else, but written differently.

he said it wasn't his, he had heard it somewhere else

 

[maximus maximus]

ROFL....

Source?

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i hope it isn't true. :Q

i can most certainly see it happening

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: maximus maximus
ROFL....

Source?

can't talk about it

 

[Inspector Jihad]

i've heard this before too...cant putmy finger on it tho. sounds like a tucker max story.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i hope it isn't true. :Q

i can most certainly see it happening

i'd *like* to see it happen... from a distance though!

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i hope it isn't true. :Q

i can most certainly see it happening

i'd *like* to see it happen... from a distance though!

always the voyeur, eh mosh?

 

[ArchCenturion]

bwaahhahahaah

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i hope it isn't true. :Q

i can most certainly see it happening

i'd *like* to see it happen... from a distance though!

always the voyeur, eh mosh?

always the voyeur, never the exhibitionist.

maybe.

 

[Al Neri]

superduper shens

its an urban legend and a half

 

[quakefiend420]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i hope it isn't true. :Q

i can most certainly see it happening

i'd *like* to see it happen... from a distance though!

always the voyeur, eh mosh?

always the voyeur, occassionally the exhibitionist.

maybe.

fixed

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: quakefiend420

Originally posted by: moshquerade
i hope it isn't true. :Q

i can most certainly see it happening

i'd *like* to see it happen... from a distance though!

always the voyeur, eh mosh?

always the voyeur, occassionally the exhibitionist.

maybe.

fixed

:thumbsup:

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Saw this one on bash.

 

[BrokenVisage]

Yeah this story has been circulating for a while. Funny if true, I'm not losing any sleep over it if not though.

 

[azazyel]

just a joke that's simular:

This guys out drinking with one of his buddies and he's getting pretty wasted. All of sudden he has to puke so he bolts for the bathroom but doesn't really make it. Instead he gets puke all over his shirt. Pissed off he goes back to where his friend is sitting and starts moaning about how he smells like beer, smoke and puke and how his wife is going to KILL him. His friend just patted him on the shoulder and says not to worry. The he takes his wallet out and pulls a twenty from it, folds it and puts it in his friend?s chest pocket. He then says, "When you get home just tell your wife some drunk guy puked on you and then gave you twenty dollars for the dry cleaners." Well his friend thought that was just brilliant so they continued drinking.

After they finally got kicked out of the bar the guy made his way home. He enters his house and right away is wife is yelling at him and pointing at his shirt. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out the cash while telling his wife how it happened. She subdues a little then looks at the cash in her hand then asks, "why is there forty dollars here if he only gave you twenty for your shirt?" The guy staggers a little and says, "Oh, that's cause he shat in my pants too."

 

[djheater]

Originally posted by: LoKe
Not his story, I don't think. I've heard that somewhere else, but written differently.

Me too, but they weren't drunk, and it was monkeys, and they were in space.

 

[altonb1]

why couldn't the guy puke in a trash can or sink?

Definitely gotta be SHENS.

 

[azazyel]

Originally posted by: altonb1
why couldn't the guy puke in a trash can or sink?

Definitely gotta be SHENS.

Yeah, I would think so too. I mean most toilets in bar are enough to make me want to puke.