... and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one---big hitter, the Lama---long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice. :thumbsup:
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet...
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Nothing came up for me, but since the file name's Lohan.gif I have a pretty good idea what it is.
So, in response: How you look is somewhat less important than what you can do.
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nothing came up for me, but since the file name's Lohan.gif I have a pretty good idea what it is.
So, in response: How you look is somewhat less important than what you can do.
:thumbsup:
TheLonelyPhoenix
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Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nothing came up for me, but since the file name's Lohan.gif I have a pretty good idea what it is.
So, in response: How you look is somewhat less important than what you can do.
Odd, working fine for me. Oh well. Hmm, what else can I link that won't get me banned...
Alizee!!
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nothing came up for me, but since the file name's Lohan.gif I have a pretty good idea what it is.
So, in response: How you look is somewhat less important than what you can do.
Odd, working fine for me. Oh well. Hmm, what else can I link that won't get me banned...
Alizee!!
You win. Buzzkill.
TheLonelyPhoenix
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Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nothing came up for me, but since the file name's Lohan.gif I have a pretty good idea what it is.
So, in response: How you look is somewhat less important than what you can do.
Odd, working fine for me. Oh well. Hmm, what else can I link that won't get me banned...
Alizee!!
You win. Buzzkill.
:shocked: : dryheave ;
WTF?
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nothing came up for me, but since the file name's Lohan.gif I have a pretty good idea what it is.
So, in response: How you look is somewhat less important than what you can do.
Odd, working fine for me. Oh well. Hmm, what else can I link that won't get me banned...
Alizee!!
You win. Buzzkill.
:shocked: : dryheave ;
WTF?
ROTFLMAO!!!
pwnt.
TheLonelyPhoenix
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Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nothing came up for me, but since the file name's Lohan.gif I have a pretty good idea what it is.
So, in response: How you look is somewhat less important than what you can do.
Odd, working fine for me. Oh well. Hmm, what else can I link that won't get me banned...
Alizee!!
You win. Buzzkill.
:shocked: : dryheave ;
WTF?
ROTFLMAO!!!
pwnt.
Also pwnt.
Again...Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nothing came up for me, but since the file name's Lohan.gif I have a pretty good idea what it is.
So, in response: How you look is somewhat less important than what you can do.
Odd, working fine for me. Oh well. Hmm, what else can I link that won't get me banned...
Alizee!!
You win. Buzzkill.
:shocked: : dryheave ;
WTF?
ROTFLMAO!!!
pwnt.
Also pwnt.
TheLonelyPhoenix
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Originally posted by: DurocShark
Again...Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nothing came up for me, but since the file name's Lohan.gif I have a pretty good idea what it is.
So, in response: How you look is somewhat less important than what you can do.
Odd, working fine for me. Oh well. Hmm, what else can I link that won't get me banned...
Alizee!!
You win. Buzzkill.
:shocked: : dryheave ;
WTF?
ROTFLMAO!!!
pwnt.
Also pwnt.
Hey!
Not after this.Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Again...Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nothing came up for me, but since the file name's Lohan.gif I have a pretty good idea what it is.
So, in response: How you look is somewhat less important than what you can do.
Odd, working fine for me. Oh well. Hmm, what else can I link that won't get me banned...
Alizee!!
You win. Buzzkill.
:shocked: : dryheave ;
WTF?
ROTFLMAO!!!
pwnt.
Also pwnt.
Hey!
TheLonelyPhoenix
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Originally posted by: DurocShark
Not after this.Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Again...Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Originally posted by: TheLonelyPhoenix
Originally posted by: DurocShark
Nothing came up for me, but since the file name's Lohan.gif I have a pretty good idea what it is.
So, in response: How you look is somewhat less important than what you can do.
Odd, working fine for me. Oh well. Hmm, what else can I link that won't get me banned...
Alizee!!
You win. Buzzkill.
:shocked: : dryheave ;
WTF?
ROTFLMAO!!!
pwnt.
Also pwnt.
Hey!
That calls for a little bukkake...
zbalat
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"'This is a hybrid ... of bluegrass, Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bent and northern California sensemilia. 'The amazing stuff about this, is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on the stuff.'"
:thumbsup:
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