So I inadvertently stretched out some long sleeve t-shirts at the store while trying them on

her209

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Cause I didn't. The look on the face of the chick waiting at the counter for the clothes that you don't want was pretty epic. Sorry didn't get any pics.
 

Ika

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How do you stretch out clothing in one try unless you're a fatass?
 

Sasiki

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Originally posted by: Aflac
How do you stretch out clothing in one try unless you're a fatass?

+1. Cotton is pretty stretchy. It should go back down to shape after you take the shirt off unless you popped some threads and ripped a sleeve off of it.
 

vshah

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were you so unaware of your size?

you can usually tell before you get a shirt all the way on if it is going to be too small for you
 

LtPage1

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I think you're obligated to be able to tell that it's going to happen before you try them on. Cotton shrinks- if you're stretching it before it's even washed, you're really bad at knowing what size you are.
 

Skeeedunt

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Some, as in more than one? Some manner of ill fate should befall you for your incompetence, at the very least.
 

her209

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Originally posted by: Aflac
How do you stretch out clothing in one try unless you're a fatass?
Neckhole.

Originally posted by: vshah
were you so unaware of your size?

you can usually tell before you get a shirt all the way on if it is going to be too small for you
I was still hoping the small would still fit.
 

theblackbox

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Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Aflac
How do you stretch out clothing in one try unless you're a fatass?
Neckhole.

Originally posted by: vshah
were you so unaware of your size?

you can usually tell before you get a shirt all the way on if it is going to be too small for you
I was still hoping the small would still fit.

so then you have a really big head?
 

Leros

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Originally posted by: theblackbox
Originally posted by: her209
Originally posted by: Aflac
How do you stretch out clothing in one try unless you're a fatass?
Neckhole.

Originally posted by: vshah
were you so unaware of your size?

you can usually tell before you get a shirt all the way on if it is going to be too small for you
I was still hoping the small would still fit.

so then you have a really big head?

I feel sorry for his mother.
 

Itchrelief

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Originally posted by: her209
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We're only interested if you say "I tried on some underpants at the store and accidentally stretched them out. The look on the face of the chick waiting at the counter for the clothes that you don't want was pretty epic."

 

EvilYoda

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It's not that big of a deal but I would feel really foolish and probably let a salesperson or manager know. How the hell do you not realize that it's not going to work and yet you continue to pull your fat head through it? Hopefully it was just some Old Navy shopping or something and it wasn't worth anything.
 

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Originally posted by: Itchrelief
Originally posted by: her209
41 views and no responses.

We're only interested if you say "I tried on some underpants at the store and accidentally stretched them out. The look on the face of the chick waiting at the counter for the clothes that you don't want was pretty epic."

"Underpants" got a lawl out of me