So I have to take a drug test...

[fs5]

... and about 2 weeks ago I took 2 puffs at my birthday party. First time ever doing it... (never gonna do it again, I felt like crap the whole time, of course I was drunk off my ass too.)

So... do you think this will be a problem? Heard there was some special tea or something I can drink. I mean can't I just claim it was second hand since I didn't have enough? Probably didn't even smoke it right. :frown:

 

[Otaking]

2 weeks? I don't think it should be a problem. Drink lots of water though.

 

[SacrosanctFiend]

No problem, it's out of your system.

 

[Mik3y]

eh, dont worry about. it should be out of your system by now. anyways, 2 puffs isnt that much. i've done 6 and had a drug test 3 weeks later for work. i was all good.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: SacrosanctFiend
No problem, it's out of your system.

really? I thought it was a month? I was misinformed.

 

[se7en]

how long till drug test? If you have a week or so down some major water you be ok.. .. like drink 10-12 8oz glasses a day. If it is soon yes your local GNC will sell GHF which works but its usally 50 bucks and tastes like rotten a$$ dipped in crude oil. 2 pufss I dont think would be a prob but if its a big job your going for may want to play it safe.. ..

 

[BW86]

It really depends on how much you smoked and your metabolism.

I say your going to be fine

 

[Amplifier]

God it has to suck havin a job that requires a drug test.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: se7en
how long till drug test? If you have a week or so down some major water you be ok.. .. like drink 10-12 8oz glasses a day. If it is soon yes your local GNC will sell GHF which works but its usally 50 bucks and tastes like rotten a$$ dipped in crude oil. 2 pufss I dont think would be a prob but if its a big job your going for may want to play it safe.. ..

alright, I'll go the water route and postpone taking it until Monday. It's for a second part time job I don't care about so I find my situation rather funny :laugh:

 

[necine]

You should be fine.

 

[Platypus]

Sigh, misinformation ahoy.

If you are telling the truth about only once and you're not an every day smoker, THC is out of your system in 72 hours.
If you are not telling the truth then PM me.

Also, drinking water does nothing to cleanse you, THC is fat soluable, do some research before you post such ridiculous statements.


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how long till drug test? If you have a week or so down some major water you be ok.. .. like drink 10-12 8oz glasses a day. If it is soon yes your local GNC will sell GHF which works but its usally 50 bucks and tastes like rotten a$$ dipped in crude oil. 2 pufss I dont think would be a prob but if its a big job your going for may want to play it safe.. ..

Don't listen to this rubbish.

 

[Colt45]

should be clean

 

[Pliablemoose]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Sigh, misinformation ahoy.

If you are telling the truth about only once and you're not an every day smoker, THC is out of your system in 72 hours.
If you are not telling the truth then PM me.

Also, drinking water does nothing to cleanse you, THC is fat soluable, do some research before you post such ridiculous statements.

:thumbsup:

First post that makes sense & is accurate.

 

[Otaking]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
God it has to suck havin a job that requires a drug test.

I thought most places do. My company started giving random drug tests to "suspicious" people, and many of them quit their jobs before taking the tests.

 

[fs5]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Sigh, misinformation ahoy.

If you are telling the truth about only once and you're not an every day smoker, THC is out of your system in 72 hours.
If you are not telling the truth then PM me.

Also, drinking water does nothing to cleanse you, THC is fat soluable, do some research before you post such ridiculous statements.

72 hours? interesting.. I should be home free then! I've never done it before, scouts honor!

 

[BrokenVisage]

Originally posted by: Amplifier
God it has to suck havin a job that requires a drug test.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Beats the crap out of me...

 

[se7en]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Sigh, misinformation ahoy.

If you are telling the truth about only once and you're not an every day smoker, THC is out of your system in 72 hours.
If you are not telling the truth then PM me.

Also, drinking water does nothing to cleanse you, THC is fat soluable, do some research before you post such ridiculous statements.


edit: like this post

how long till drug test? If you have a week or so down some major water you be ok.. .. like drink 10-12 8oz glasses a day. If it is soon yes your local GNC will sell GHF which works but its usally 50 bucks and tastes like rotten a$$ dipped in crude oil. 2 pufss I dont think would be a prob but if its a big job your going for may want to play it safe.. ..

Don't listen to this rubbish.

or like mr.know it all here I only worked for GNC for around 4 years and got COUNTLESS ppl past drug tests.. .. .. plus myself but your right its just rubbish. No golden seal and cranberry juice doesn't work either LOL. THC is detected in through a %.. DUH so drinking heavy amounts of water will dilute urine to the point that is undetectable..

but your right i am not the god of all info and I have never passed a drug test in my entire life.. ..lol

 

[Gurck]

OP, you're fine

Originally posted by: se7en

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Sigh, misinformation ahoy.

If you are telling the truth about only once and you're not an every day smoker, THC is out of your system in 72 hours.
If you are not telling the truth then PM me.

Also, drinking water does nothing to cleanse you, THC is fat soluable, do some research before you post such ridiculous statements.


edit: like this post

how long till drug test? If you have a week or so down some major water you be ok.. .. like drink 10-12 8oz glasses a day. If it is soon yes your local GNC will sell GHF which works but its usally 50 bucks and tastes like rotten a$$ dipped in crude oil. 2 pufss I dont think would be a prob but if its a big job your going for may want to play it safe.. ..

Don't listen to this rubbish.

or like mr.know it all here I only worked for GNC for around 4 years and got COUNTLESS ppl past drug tests.. .. .. plus myself but your right its just rubbish. No golden seal and cranberry juice doesn't work either LOL. THC is detected in through a %.. DUH so drinking heavy amounts of water will dilute urine to the point that is undetectable..

but your right i am not the god of all info and I have never passed a drug test in my entire life.. ..lol

7, didn't your parents teach you not to feed trolls?

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: se7en

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
Sigh, misinformation ahoy.

If you are telling the truth about only once and you're not an every day smoker, THC is out of your system in 72 hours.
If you are not telling the truth then PM me.

Also, drinking water does nothing to cleanse you, THC is fat soluable, do some research before you post such ridiculous statements.


edit: like this post

how long till drug test? If you have a week or so down some major water you be ok.. .. like drink 10-12 8oz glasses a day. If it is soon yes your local GNC will sell GHF which works but its usally 50 bucks and tastes like rotten a$$ dipped in crude oil. 2 pufss I dont think would be a prob but if its a big job your going for may want to play it safe.. ..

Don't listen to this rubbish.

or like mr.know it all here I only worked for GNC for around 4 years and got COUNTLESS ppl past drug tests.. .. .. plus myself but your right its just rubbish. No golden seal and cranberry juice doesn't work either LOL. THC is detected in through a %.. DUH so drinking heavy amounts of water will dilute urine to the point that is undetectable..

pwned.. do YOUR research.. pft

Those detox kits contain B-complex vitamins to color your piss yellow, creatine so when you dilute it will not be a lower level and advise you to drink lots of water, and drinking heavy amounts of water DAYS in advance like you suggest does absolutely nothing actually, but thanks for pretending to know what the fvck you're talking about because you worked behind the counter a sh!tty drug store. Drinking 7 large glasses of water before the test is the only thing that will dilute the level enough to pass, and they test for .5 parts per million depening on whether they use gas chromatography or a simple strip. Second hand smoke will not have this level in the stream so that's why it's set at that level.

So in effect, shut the fvck up and come back with some research.

 

[se7en]

ok dude since your so smart this webpage must be incorrect.. ..

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Excess amounts of water will dilute your urine and make it clear.. creatinine will still "possibly" show that it is dilluted worst they could do is say all they got was water and they need to retest another day. True you dont need to drink 5 gallons a day but 10-12 glasses and only 2 puffs will push your kidneys to push the water out rather than the toxins.Drink a glass right before you go and in about 20min you'll be ready to take your test. But this webpage is wrong tho cuz the guy up there said so.. ..

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: se7en
ok dude since your so smart this webpage must be incorrect.. ..

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Excess amounts of water will dilute your urine and make it clear.. creatinine will still "possibly" show that it is dilluted worst they could do is say all they got was water and they need to retest another day. True you dont need to drink 5 gallons a day but 10-12 glasses and only 2 puffs will push your kidneys to push the water out rather than the toxins.Drink a glass right before you go and in about 20min you'll be ready to take your test. But this webpage is wrong tho cuz the guy up there said so.. ..

Do you understand what fat soluable means? As in, drinking lots of water isn't going to make it leave your fatty cells... as in, drinking water is only for the day OF the test to dilute it, it does NOT cleanse you.

Also, it must be true because you read it on the internet :roll:


LMAO, from your own text:

6.1.1 Water:
> Drink at least eight hefty glasses of fluid (preferably water) just prior to the test. Many people start drinking water several days before the test; which is useless. Water does *not* clean any THC metabolites out of your system because THC is not water soluble. Water only dilutes urine temporarily. Do not over do it; you can get water intoxication. People can actually overdose and even die from water intoxication. It's very hard to do, and you'll vomit before anything gets serious.

Seriously, just stop giving out bad information.

 

[PlasticJesus]

I know that it's a picky point, but in the case of urinalysis the word you want is creatinine, not creatine.

I don't know what business you're in, but I can tell you that in the case of a DOT urinalysis, drinking water in an effort to produce a sample that is dilute will a lot of times get you not hired. This because their folks don't trust the science and can't see the difference between the word dilute and diluted. No such word as diluted. They see "dilute" and they read "diluted" so they think "adulterated".

It's funny that this thread is still active. I remember that caitlion creature asking this same question months ago and her thread was promptly locked. I'm not for locking. I always swore that when I retired I was gonna' get me a job where I could smoke dope. Instead I entered a line of work where I am still not allowed. I love the smell. I guess life just sometimes isn't fair.

 

[alien42]

i say try it again when you arent drinking

 

[se7en]

uh you must not have read anything I wrote.. ..never once did I claim it would cleanse anything.. .. dillute now I did say that.. ..all you need to be is under that 50ng lvl.

never claimed I was a great spelling bee champion .. .. and my drinking has nothing to do with the fact I played sports and we ALL got by with this method.. and worked @ gnc.. .. and passed more than one friend.. ..:beer: