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HermDogg

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So I was sitting here playing Call of Duty, and I remarked to my roommate after a jab at my Nazi-killing skills, "Gimme a break, I'm not Jesus, here. Sheesh."

This got me to thinking. Wouldn't that be the greatest game ever? Jesus killing Nazis. It fits so perfectly! Call it The Jew Strikes Back or something. Picture it. Jesus, holding a machine gun, hosing down Nazis in a FPS/Action/Adventure game style. Oh man, I know I'd play it for HOURS. What do you think?
 
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HermDogg

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Well sheesh I'm not saying you're invincible. I mean, he died too right? It'd be just as hard/easy as any FPS nowadays, just with JESUS at the helm.
 
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AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: HermDogg
So I was sitting here playing Call of Duty, and I remarked to my roommate after a jab at my Nazi-killing skills, "Gimme a break, I'm not Jesus, here. Sheesh."

This got me to thinking. Wouldn't that be the greatest game ever? Jesus killing Nazis. It fits so perfectly! Call it The Jew Strikes Back or something. Picture it. Jesus, holding a machine gun, hosing down Nazis in a FPS/Action/Adventure game style. Oh man, I know I'd play it for HOURS. What do you think?
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OK, if you weren't drinking or smoking, then you're just disturbed!! :D

 
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TechBoyJK

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why can't someone just whip up some skins and use the doom3 or hl2 engine?

it would see life alot quicker as a mod than a real game, and wouldnt face the corporate scrutiny either. imagine co-op multiplayer with jesus and barney vs satan and oscar the grouch. mmmmm tasty..
 
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HermDogg

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Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Originally posted by: HermDogg
So I was sitting here playing Call of Duty, and I remarked to my roommate after a jab at my Nazi-killing skills, "Gimme a break, I'm not Jesus, here. Sheesh."

This got me to thinking. Wouldn't that be the greatest game ever? Jesus killing Nazis. It fits so perfectly! Call it The Jew Strikes Back or something. Picture it. Jesus, holding a machine gun, hosing down Nazis in a FPS/Action/Adventure game style. Oh man, I know I'd play it for HOURS. What do you think?
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OK, if you weren't drinking or smoking, then you're just disturbed!! :D
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Well yeah.

Hmm.. And his life would be represented by a loaf of bread (i.e. hit count) that goes down in slices... SO MANY POSSIBILITIES!
 
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meltdown75

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He wouldn't kill them. He'd just shoot the sh1t with them.

ie: "you know guys - it's really sh1tty what you did to all those Jews. but here's the deal - i ain't mad at ya. you guys - i can see some goodness in you. seriously. so how 'bout we just chill out, go back to Hitler's place and tell him that we're all done fighting. 'cuz we're getting nowhere here. you can't be down with all this fighting and killing - it's just not cool. aight? cool. free fish & bread for everyone, on me. let's go party with Hitler."
 
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Considering the fact that the Jewish faith does not accept Jesus as the son of God (a great Prophet yes) it doesn't make sense for Jesus to be taking on Nazi's for the Jewish people. This is not a slam against the Jewish people or their faith both of which I have respect for.
 
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TechBoyJK

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Originally posted by: meltdown75
He wouldn't kill them. He'd just shoot the sh1t with them.

ie: "you know guys - it's really sh1tty what you did to all those Jews. but here's the deal - i ain't mad at ya. you guys - i can see some goodness in you. seriously. so how 'bout we just chill out, go back to Hitler's place and tell him that we're all done fighting. 'cuz we're getting nowhere here. you can't be down with all this fighting and killing - it's just not cool. aight? cool. free fish & bread for everyone, on me. let's go party with Hitler."
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so funny, but true, i just made that same point about christ on someone's blog on myspace....
 
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