So I had parked my camper next to a guy who had died in his SUV in a Walmart Parking lot

steppinthrax

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I was on vacation this week. I checked out from the campground and wanted to board a ferry before I headed home. I called the Walmart the night before to obtain permission to park my camper there for a few hours. The next morning I found an area as far away as possible from the Walmart (but still within their lot) in the corner. There was a silver colored SUV next to be with what I thought was a person sleeping inside. I locked up my hitch and left for the ferry. When I returned to the lot (about 6 hours later) the SUV was still there but I didn't pay close attention to who or what was in it. I decided to go ahead and get some bulbs to change my tails lights. I headed over to the walmart, when I returned my camper and the area was surrounded with police.

I was thinking that maybe I had started a fire or they thought my camper was suspicious. When I approached they told me that the guy next to me had been dead and he was parked there around midnight before!!!

So I had been on/off working around this dead dude that was maybe a few feet from me. :eek:
 

BD231

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Haha

Happened to me in San Francisco. Was smokin weed with some white kids in a parking lot and a chick noticed an actually dead guy in a truck. Called the police and left before they showed up cus you know, high AF and whatnot.
 

thebestMAX

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Had some guy commit suicide in the field next door to my girlfriends apartment. It was actually a baseball diamond and the guy did it around home plate. Body was there most of the week end. Actually had this happen twice but with a different guy each time. Second time was across the street from where I lived.
 

sdifox

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Had some guy commit suicide in the field next door to my girlfriends apartment. It was actually a baseball diamond and the guy did it around home plate. Body was there most of the week end. Actually had this happen twice but with a different guy each time. Second time was across the street from where I lived.


I would imagine two successful suicides involves two different people, but I can be flexible.
 

thebestMAX

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I would imagine two successful suicides involves two different people, but I can be flexible.

I stated it that way very much on purpose. Been here long enough to know I would be jumped on if I only said " Actually had this happen twice". LOL Guess I lose either way but Im glad you guys had fun.
 
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highland145

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I stated it that way very much on purpose. Been here long enough to know I would be jumped on if I only said " Actually had this happen twice". LOL Guess I lose either way but Im glad you guys had fun.
Well, you are the best.....
 

Ajay

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I stated it that way very much on purpose. Been here long enough to know I would be jumped on if I only said " Actually had this happen twice". LOL Guess I lose either way but Im glad you guys had fun.

"Long term exposure to ATOT is the leading cause ADPS**" - Aristotle

** Auto Defensive Posting Syndrome

And, that for the LOLZ :)
 

Ajay

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I don't think it's the lawn that you should be concerned about.

and pics

LOL!
And no, my wife may find out :oops:

Edit - and I don't want to get ban hammered for posting those kind of pics in the wrong place...
 
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