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So I had my first run-in with a jealous ex-hubby tonight...

weirdichi

weirdichi

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Went to a bar to go play some poker. A friend who is divorced invited me. So I take my friends and we head on over there. We get there and see my friend and I say hi to her. We were late and can't join in, so we say fvck it and sit for a bit watching ESPN. Friend says she needs to go and walks out with a guy. Minutes later, he comes back as we were watching TV and asks me what my occupation with that girl was. I told him we were just friends and she invited us here to play poker. He acts all OG and tough and says she's married and to respect that. I tell him we are just casual friends. He walks out. I laugh.
 
I've had an encounter with one my ex's ex-husbands. Guy ended up crashing into my car on purpose, denting the rear and busting one of my taillights. I ended up calling the police and my insurance company. He wanted to deal with the price of the parts directly instead of having his insurance deal with it as he had been in a couple of accidents previously. So I took it to the most expensive place for a quote. Boy was he surprised when I told him the bill. After he paid me, I went to a junkyard and bought the parts for $30.00. $370.00 Profit 🙂
 
Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
I've had an encounter with one my ex's ex-husbands. Guy ended up crashing into my car on purpose, denting the rear and busting one of my taillights. I ended up calling the police and my insurance company. He wanted to deal with the price of the parts directly instead of having his insurance deal with it as he had been in a couple of accidents previously. So I took it to the most expensive place for a quote. Boy was he surprised when I told him the bill. After he paid me, I went to a junkyard and bought the parts for $30.00. $370.00 Profit 🙂
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:thumbsup: he deserved it.
 
Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
I've had an encounter with one my ex's ex-husbands. Guy ended up crashing into my car on purpose, denting the rear and busting one of my taillights. I ended up calling the police and my insurance company. He wanted to deal with the price of the parts directly instead of having his insurance deal with it as he had been in a couple of accidents previously. So I took it to the most expensive place for a quote. Boy was he surprised when I told him the bill. After he paid me, I went to a junkyard and bought the parts for $30.00. $370.00 Profit 🙂
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Is that you Chris...


😛
 
...asks me what my occupation with that girl was...
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Never heard the word used like that.
Also how can he be a ex-hubby if they are still married?

compnovice just may be right....
😉
 
Originally posted by: compnovice
Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
I've had an encounter with one my ex's ex-husbands. Guy ended up crashing into my car on purpose, denting the rear and busting one of my taillights. I ended up calling the police and my insurance company. He wanted to deal with the price of the parts directly instead of having his insurance deal with it as he had been in a couple of accidents previously. So I took it to the most expensive place for a quote. Boy was he surprised when I told him the bill. After he paid me, I went to a junkyard and bought the parts for $30.00. $370.00 Profit 🙂
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Is that you Chris...


😛
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:Q

 
You blew it. THIS is how it should've gone:

/shimmering flashback sounds

Him: "What's your occupation with her, man, huh?"

You: "Gee, you say "occupation" like it's work or something. Believe me, pal, while I do work up a severe sweat when I'm banging her like a screen door in a windstorm, no WAY I'd call it work!" (you take long, slow swig of your beer at this point)

THAT'S what should've happened. 😛
 
man... i thought i was gonna read some great story about some guy getting beat up or beating someone else up beause of a chick and that is NOT what i read! You should have embelished it a bit 😉 😀
 
Originally posted by: weirdichi
Went to a bar to go play some poker. A friend who is divorced invited me. So I take my friends and we head on over there. We get there and see my friend and I say hi to her. We were late and can't join in, so we say fvck it and sit for a bit watching ESPN. Friend says she needs to go and walks out with a guy. Minutes later, he comes back as we were watching TV and asks me what my occupation with that girl was. I told him we were just friends and she invited us here to play poker. He acts all OG and tough and says she's married and to respect that. I tell him we are just casual friends. He walks out. I laugh.
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that's all you got? 😕

 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
You blew it. THIS is how it should've gone:

/shimmering flashback sounds

Him: "What's your occupation with her, man, huh?"

You: "Gee, you say "occupation" like it's work or something. Believe me, pal, while I do work up a severe sweat when I'm banging her like a screen door in a windstorm, no WAY I'd call it work!" (you take long, slow swig of your beer at this point)

THAT'S what should've happened. 😛
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😀

Here's my take.

/blinding flash of light

Him: "What's your occupation with her, man, huh?"

You: "I 'occupy' her about X inches deep, Tuesday, Thursday, and every other Saturday." *long slow swig of beer*

- M4H
 
Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
Originally posted by: MichaelD
You blew it. THIS is how it should've gone:

/shimmering flashback sounds

Him: "What's your occupation with her, man, huh?"

You: "Gee, you say "occupation" like it's work or something. Believe me, pal, while I do work up a severe sweat when I'm banging her like a screen door in a windstorm, no WAY I'd call it work!" (you take long, slow swig of your beer at this point)

THAT'S what should've happened. 😛
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😀

Here's my take.

/blinding flash of light

Him: "What's your occupation with her, man, huh?"

You: "I 'occupy' her about X inches deep, Tuesday, Thursday, and every other Saturday." *long slow swig of beer*

- M4H
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Or you could just hit the gym, work out religiously and get big enough that the sorry SOB wouldn't have the balls to even speak to you.
 
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