So I had an interesting conversation with one of my ex-girlfriends

[upsciLLion]

Now that I have everybody's attention, I though I'd post something hilarious she told me.

okay so our biology teacher was telling us about when he worked with these chimps and so the researchers would give the chimps poker chips and the males were the ones doing all the work to get the chips. The next morning the female chimps had the chips instead. when they watch them overnight they discovered that the female chimps were prostituting.

I don't know why I thought that was so funny, but I did and decided to share it. My :gift: to all of you.

 

[Wanescotting]

5/10

 

[Hyperblaze]

they ummm....have to make a living somehow!

do you not know that prostituation is the oldest career?

been going on since the dawn of time.

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: Jero
they ummm....have to make a living somehow!

do you not know that prostituation is the oldest career?

been going on since the dawn of time.

...And will be forever with people as ugly as me around.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: Jero
they ummm....have to make a living somehow!

do you not know that prostituation is the oldest career?

been going on since the dawn of time.

...And will be forever with people as ugly as me around.

heh...you are only ugly if YOU yourself believe you are ugly...

it's all attitude and confidence man.

some guys are astonished to find hot girls hanging out with guys who they think are ugly as sin....

and wonder why.....

well....that "ugly guy" has something that those hot girls are attracted to. obviously.

and 99 percent of the chance, its because they are confident and they have an attitude that the girl likes.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Jero
heh...you are only ugly if YOU yourself believe you are ugly...

it's all attitude and confidence man.

some guys are astonished to find hot girls hanging out with guys who they think are ugly as sin....

and wonder why.....

well....that "ugly guy" has something that those hot girls are attracted to. obviously.

and 99 percent of the chance, its because they are confident and they have an attitude that the girl likes.

I agree! Only, instead of "attitude", say "trust fund", and instead of "confident" say "well-endowed".

 

[gutharius]

Originally posted by: upsciLLion
Now that I have everybody's attention, I though I'd post something hilarious she told me.

okay so our biology teacher was telling us about when he worked with these chimps and so the researchers would give the chimps poker chips and the males were the ones doing all the work to get the chips. The next morning the female chimps had the chips instead. when they watch them overnight they discovered that the female chimps were prostituting.

I don't know why I thought that was so funny, but I did and decided to share it. My :gift: to all of you.

Intersting, if true.

Otherwise, :thumbsdown:

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: jagec

Originally posted by: Jero
heh...you are only ugly if YOU yourself believe you are ugly...

it's all attitude and confidence man.

some guys are astonished to find hot girls hanging out with guys who they think are ugly as sin....

and wonder why.....

well....that "ugly guy" has something that those hot girls are attracted to. obviously.

and 99 percent of the chance, its because they are confident and they have an attitude that the girl likes.

I agree! Only, instead of "attitude", say "trust fund", and instead of "confident" say "well-endowed".

the scary thing is....
I was at the bank the other day...and talking with this teller (she is kinda cute, although I think her hair could use a little styling, her hair style wasn't too appealing to me, but w/e) after she gave me my receipt with how much money i had left in my account...she actually started flirting with me a bit. flirted back a bit. nothing else happened. just found it interesting the way things went.

 

[upsciLLion]

Originally posted by: Jero

Originally posted by: upsciLLion

Originally posted by: Jero
they ummm....have to make a living somehow!

do you not know that prostituation is the oldest career?

been going on since the dawn of time.

...And will be forever with people as ugly as me around.

heh...you are only ugly if YOU yourself believe you are ugly...

it's all attitude and confidence man.

some guys are astonished to find hot girls hanging out with guys who they think are ugly as sin....

and wonder why.....

well....that "ugly guy" has something that those hot girls are attracted to. obviously.

and 99 percent of the chance, its because they are confident and they have an attitude that the girl likes.

I was just joshin'.