So I had a small party the other night..

[axelfox]

On Facebook? That's weak.

 

[pray4mojo]

call his bluff and go all in.

 

[dquan97]

Originally posted by: LoKe
:music: Scotty doesn't know :music:

I was going to say that...

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: Skeeedunt
I got subpoenaed on myspace last night

ROFL, how?

Was there a receipt attached? How do they know you received it?

 

[PingSpike]

I'd sh|t in his bed before I moved out.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: SLCentral
Was I the only one who read this thread as "So I had a small jerkoff party the other night"?

Yes.

 

[Zugzwang152]

Originally posted by: Skeeedunt
I got subpoenaed on myspace last night

 

[Nebor]

I would beat the ****** out of him. What a fvck nut.

 

[WiseOldDude]

Deck his butt and call him a pussy

 

[desteffy]

why didnt you ask for his permission, or at least give him warning, its the polite thing to do.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

If you don't want people getting pissed off then don't spill beer all over the fucking carpet.

 

[biggestmuff]

Did you leave sh!t lasagna in the bathtub?

 

[Baked]

Sticky floor? Did you guys throw poo at each other after getting drunk?

 

[buck]

So you are moving out?
Why do you care again?
Why isnt this on myspace or something..... jeebus

 

[ScottyB]

Originally posted by: desteffy
why didnt you ask for his permission, or at least give him warning, its the polite thing to do.

Did you read the thread?

 

[ScottyB]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
If you don't want people getting pissed off then don't spill beer all over the ****** carpet.

No beer on the carpet.

 

[Cattlegod]

bang his GF

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: ScottyB
No beer on the carpet.

So you guys had an orgy then?

 

[ScottyB]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: ScottyB
No beer on the carpet.

So you guys had an orgy then?

I hope not. At least I don't remember one. That's all that counts, right?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: ScottyB
I hope not. At least I don't remember one. That's all that counts, right?

So why is the floor sticky?

 

[Xyclone]

Originally posted by: CraKaJaX
Screw his girlfriend.

:thumbsup:

 

[ScottyB]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy

Originally posted by: ScottyB
I hope not. At least I don't remember one. That's all that counts, right?

So why is the floor sticky?

The kitchen floor was sticky. And there were beer cans sitting on the counter. That is what he wants to "take legal action" over if it is not cleaned up.

 

[kranky]

Dear Roommate:

I put a note on the door last week to inform you I was having a party. That was the best I could do since (1) you no longer live here; and (2) I have no contact information for you. Kaduffle v. Ginfritter, New Hebrides 98 S. Ct. 273 L. Ed. 2d 750 established that such a notice met the legislative intent of HL 372 (1970) as amended.

Please feel free to pay a lawyer to look up those citations and then tell you you are wasting your time.

 

[jagec]

In my mind, threatening legal action as an opening move is grounds for a savage beating.

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: jagec
In my mind, threatening legal action as an opening move is grounds for a savage beating.

We think so alike. Wanna make out?