So I guess Timberlake is officially not entirely gay now...

[ElFenix]

hmmm... shes says she still technically a virgin... and timberlake says he did her... that leaves a few options

1)he went to brownsville.
2)hes got a really small dick and so couldn't reach far enough to break anything.
3)he, like many ATOTers, imagined the whole thing.

 

[shiner]

Nah...I believe him when he says he took the skin boat to Tuna town, that he put the hot dog in the bun, that he took the old log to the beaver, that he took her for a ride on the wild baloney pony, that he took ol one eye to the optometrist, and that he was slippin her the ol salami. What reason does he have to lie now? It's not like she can cut him off or anything?.

 

[dolph]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
hmmm... shes says she still technically a virgin... and timberlake says he did her... that leaves a few options 1)he went to brownsville. 2)hes got a really small dick and so couldn't reach far enough to break anything. 3)he, like many ATOTers, imagined the whole thing.

my vote is #1

 

[MercenaryForHire]

I'll go with my brother's commentary on this one.

"Britney a virgin ... well, she might be an 'everything but' ... "
Heh. Think about it.

Britney's like ...

- A birthday cake. Everybody gets a piece.
- A old video game. Four men for a quarter.

That's all the tasteful ones I've got ...

- M4H

 

[Skel]

Originally posted by: Fausto1

Originally posted by: Beast1284
The word your looking for is bi

Actually the word you're looking for is "beard". "Beard" in this case is the term applied to the female boink-buddy of any otherwise gay man for the sake of averting suspicion that he may in fact be gay.

The things I learn here on ATOT...

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
hmmm... shes says she still technically a virgin... and timberlake says he did her... that leaves a few options

1)he went to brownsville.

Are there really girls that will do this with a guy and then claim to still be virgins? Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

 

[Deeko]

I hope this averts the idiots that claimed he was gay just because of his music. I'd say anyone slammin' britney is pretty straight.

IIRC they were living together (unless it was rumor).

yes they were.

The question in my mind is why is it anyones business other than Britney and his?

no its not.

But they (at least her) were stupid enough to publicly state that not only they WERE virgins, but that they would remain so until they were married.

Actually I don't think Justin ever claimed to be a virgin...that was a Britney thing

hmmm... shes says she still technically a virgin... and timberlake says he did her... that leaves a few options

I've seen interviews were Britney admited to not being a virgin. Not directly, but she alluded to it.

 

[shiner]

Although we can respect him for hitting it with Britney let's not lose sight of the fact that his "music" still sucks.

 

[ElFenix]

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: ElFenix
hmmm... shes says she still technically a virgin... and timberlake says he did her... that leaves a few options

1)he went to brownsville.

Are there really girls that will do this with a guy and then claim to still be virgins? Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

haven't met one, butt you never know.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: shinerburke
Although we can respect him for hitting it with Britney let's not lose sight of the fact that his "music" still sucks.

Respect? For that? I'd wrap my wang in tinfoil before banging Britney. Dirty, dirty, filthy little SLUT. (Yes - that does make me a "girl next door" type, for those of you who HAVE to categorize everyone.)

But I agree. The music still sucks. Hmmm ... wonder exactly what orifice made that "Dirty Pop" they sing about in their new song? :Q

- M4H

 

[iamme]

Besides viewing him as a homo, does anyone else now think of him as a pathetic asshole?

He has sex w/ someone, then blurts it out on the radio, just so they'll play his idiotic song more often? (assuming the arictle is true). Whadda bastard.

 

[NutBucket]

Originally posted by: Shiva112

Originally posted by: ElFenix
hmmm... shes says she still technically a virgin... and timberlake says he did her... that leaves a few options

1)he went to brownsville.

Are there really girls that will do this with a guy and then claim to still be virgins? Thats the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

Apparently its a growing trend. Also, Stern said this morning that the press reports are misleading. Seems that Justin admitted that he ate fish sandwiches, and nothing more. He also said that Britney enjoyed bananas. (You get the idea)