So I got to thinking: If the 40yr old virgin is a loser that's still a virgin at 40, then what am I?

[iluvtruenos]

Let's see: He rides a bike to work, works as a techie, can't talk to girls, and has people push him out of the way.

I drive to work, I work as a techie at CompUSA, I can talk to girls, and I usually push people around.

How long until I get some pussy?

 

[EyeMWing]

You? Never, god willing.

 

[dug777]

how old are you?

 

[Rip the Jacker]

When you stop making threads on Anandtech about it.

 

[mattocs]

Go to the bar with some buddies, and talk to girls, ask if you can call them sometime, and see what happens.

 

[iluvtruenos]

I'm 17!

I can only go to bars with my ID that claims that I'm 'Miguel Rodriguez' but that's too weird.

 

[iluvtruenos]

I'm the only one that voted 1 more year

 

[hevnsnt]

teh buttsecks with mail in pr1s0n

I am not sure how you can have sex with mail, but that is the one I voted for

 

[dug777]

Originally posted by: hevnsnt

teh buttsecks with mail in pr1s0n

I am not sure how you can have sex with mail, but that is the one I voted for

:laugh:

 

[yourdeardaniel]

Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
I'm 17!

I can only go to bars with my ID that claims that I'm 'Miguel Rodriguez' but that's too weird.

dude what u doing with my id?

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: ItmPls
When you stop making threads on Anandtech about it.

Yep.

 

[johnjbruin]

"teh buttsecks with mail in pr1s0n"
FTW

 

[MustangSVT]

lol 17 year old pushing ppl around?

you mean you push children around and get yelled from their parents?

lmao.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I voted buttsecks.

 

[MommysLittleMonster]

Originally posted by: iluvtruenos
Let's see: He rides a bike to work, works as a techie, can't talk to girls, and has people push him out of the way.

I drive to work, I work as a techie at CompUSA, I can talk to girls, and I usually push people around.

How long until I get some pussy?

You're 23? And you are still a virgin? If thats the case, you'll probably be a virgin for another 10 years.