So I got fixed up on this blind date 16 years ago...

[IronWing]

There's not nearly enough negativity in this thread for an ATOT Friday night thread. Please gentlemen, more fighting. I am not amused.

Is that another American word we are all supposed to know?

 

[BoomerD]

There's not nearly enough negativity in this thread for an ATOT Friday night thread. Please gentlemen, more fighting. I am not amused.

Is that another American word we are all supposed to know?

A gentleman is a guy who steps out of the shower to take a piss.

I always thought it was a waste since it all goes down the same pipes.

 

[DaTT]

...and we've been married ever since.

God, sixteen years. In four years I'll be eligible for parole!

Not getting out early for good behavior?

 

[Wyndru]

16 years together here (since high school lol). Only 6 married though.

 

[JulesMaximus]

There's not nearly enough negativity in this thread for an ATOT Friday night thread. Please gentlemen, more fighting. I am not amused.

You can't fight in here! This is the war room!

 

[sdifox]

will be a decade next year...

 

[IronWing]

will be a decade next year...

Some years just seem that way.

 

[quackagator]

38 happy years here

 

[BoomerD]

38 happy years here

Yer an O-L-D motherfucker...:whiste:

(old grandmother fucker most likely)

 

[arcenite]

Some of you folks have been married longer than I have been alive.

26 years old. Been married for... *counts fingers* 3 weeks to the day

 

[coreyb]

how does it feel to be old as FUCK!?

 

[sdifox]

Some of you folks have been married longer than I have been alive.

26 years old. Been married for... *counts fingers* 3 weeks to the day

you've been married for three weeks and you are neffing on atot instead of boinking your wife?

 

[Shawn]

Been married 8 months today. Got a long way to go...

 

[BoomerD]

how does it feel to be old as FUCK!?

Alive.

 

[quackagator]

Yer an O-L-D motherfucker...:whiste:

(old grandmother fucker most likely)

Arr

 

[quackagator]

how does it feel to be old as FUCK!?

Creaky

 

[arcenite]

you've been married for three weeks and you are neffing on atot instead of boinking your wife?

Why do those have to be mutually exclusive? :whiste:

 

[Fritzo]

Let me guess....you took out the guitar and she was on you after that....

Well, I took something out, but not my guitar

 

[Fritzo]

I've been married to the same woman for 19 years now. It'll be 20 years next September.

One more year until parole!

 

[Fritzo]

A gentleman is a guy who steps out of the shower to take a piss.

I always thought it was a waste since it all goes down the same pipes.

It's ALL PIPES!!!!

 

[EagleKeeper]

It is nice to see that most everyone that responded is younger than my oldest grandson

 

[BoomerD]

It is nice to see that most everyone that responded is younger than my oldest grandson

 

[highland145]

Why do those have to be mutually exclusive? :whiste:

Dayum....

It is nice to see that most everyone that responded is younger than my oldest grandson

X2 unless you're 96.

 

[EagleKeeper]

Keyword: MOST

 

[MotionMan]

Hey, OP - :thumbsup:

We just celebrated our 24 year "dating" anniversary and our 16th wedding anniversary.

MotionMan