So I got a text message from a gay porn site

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venkman

venkman

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Apparently it is from some guy @ men69.com who says "seen ur profile online wondering if ya wanted 2 chat" and then provides another link that I dare not enter into my web browser.

Now, if this was regular spam email, I wouldn't care, but it is creepy that they sent me a text message to my phone. I should add that I am not gay and have not posted a profile on that site or any other. I have four theories:

1)I'm gay in my sleep and have a tendency to sleep-walk and sleep-"look for man sex online".

2)I'm going to become gay and this website is some kind of inter-temporal man love hookup portal.

3)One of my friends is f-ing with me.

4)Spam/phishing/other garbage

Seriously, I'm wondering how in the heck these guys got my phone number.
 
Jeff7

Jeff7

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I see many good things in store for this thread. Don't disappoint me!

So maybe that wet dream wasn't really a dream?
 
Leros

Leros

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Originally posted by: venkman
Apparently it is from some guy @ men69.com who says "seen ur profile online wondering if ya wanted 2 chat" and then provides another link that I dare not enter into my web browser.

Now, if this was regular spam email, I wouldn't care, but it is creepy that they sent me a text message to my phone. I should add that I am not gay and have not posted a profile on that site or any other. I have four theories:

1)I'm gay in my sleep and have a tendency to sleep-walk and sleep-"look for man sex online".

2)I'm going to become gay and this website is some kind of inter-temporal man love hookup portal.

3)One of my friends is f-ing with me.

4)Spam/phishing/other garbage

Seriously, I'm wondering how in the heck these guys got my phone number.
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I know what I'm doing tonight.




...jk
 
GeekDrew

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... someone probably made a typographical error while inputting their cell phone number.
 
Kadarin

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Originally posted by: venkman
2)I'm going to become gay and this website is some kind of inter-temporal man love hookup portal.
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This is the correct answer.
 
alkemyst

alkemyst

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Maybe you have multiple personalities and don't realize it.

Anyway it's ok to be gay...don't worry about it. I am sure you had thought about it enough prior to putting up a personal on a gay dating site, may as well follow through.
 
Leros

Leros

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Originally posted by: Locut0s
Originally posted by: destrekor
Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: ja1484
Originally posted by: venkman


3)One of my friends is f-ing with me.
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Is that who sent the text message?
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no, he's the one holding the jar of vaseline with the huge smile
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don't rape me bro!

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What's that character (+) you end your posts with and why?
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Secret club. Stop asking questions... or else...

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Iron Woode

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1st guy:What do you think of Madonna's new album?
2nd guy: I don't know, I really like her early works

Announcer: If someone you know answered anything but: "I don't own anything by Madonna" then you've got a gay.
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:p
 
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