So I go to see my girlfriend

kritical

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Jul 10, 2001
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I brought along my buddy for support and were in but some jackass lady, her mom, bursts through the door NAKED. I make a dash for it with my bud and we escape. Problem is, my car was still there. So we go back and get my car. We get away scott free. Those asshole parents think they actually caught us. I cant wait till next time when i come alone and get to bone her.
 

chiwawa626

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Aug 15, 2000
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how does your gf feel about the words "bone her"...you need to be more sensitive, then crawl back in your hole.