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So i go to get a massage yesterday for the first time in ages.....

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buck

Lifer
So my neck is all tweaked and I thought I?d go to a new massage place for some relief and relaxation. Well just my luck:
1. Its a dude, not that big a deal, but hey, why wasn?t the hot chick working yesterday?
2. He?s a hairy burly looking hombre.
3. Maybe he?s quiet..... WRONG!
4. Then I get the line "This isn't my real passion ya know... I am a medieval sword fighter" WTFBBQ!!1
5. He doesn?t shut the hell up about how he goes to renaissance festivals, etc
6. He makes his own chain armor, and he goes into specific about how they are made from things you get at home depot.
7. He has more hit points than the rest of his friends....
8. Need I say more?
9. Then to top it off, I only tip him $8 for talking my fargin head off, and then I get a sh1tty look.


Cliffs:
1. Get a massage from a fat hairy guy who sword fights at renaissance festivals and has more hit points than the rest of his friends.


Thanks for listening....
 
Originally posted by: BigJ
Happy Ending?
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He offered to beat the living hell out of me with a sword made from an old graphite golf club padded with towels and duct tape.
 
in my experience, dudes give bettter theraputic massages...

if you're not looking for the happy ending, the massage should be more important than what the person looks like
 
Originally posted by: daveymark
in my experience, dudes give bettter theraputic massages...

if you're not looking for the happy ending, the massage should be more important than what the person looks like
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Ya, i was kidding about that, i almost preferred a gay guy, he would know to shut the hell up. I couldn't get "lightning bolt!" outta my fricken head....
 
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