So I go to check on the truck I'm selling...

Black88GTA

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OK, so I'm selling this truck. It's a decent sized moving truck, with a 14' box on it. I have it stored in a public lot, with no lock on the back - reason being, I don't want thieves fvcking the latch up to get inside only to find an empty box.

I go to check on the vehicle at least once a week, fire it up, take it for a spin just to keep it from sitting for too long before I sell it.
Well, I went to check on it just now...and guess what I found in the back....











Give up?






OMGWTFBBQBONINGINMYTRUCK!!!1
AAIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!11


Yes, that's right...A damn used condom in the back :| My guess is teenagers who snuck out at night, were too poor for a hotel and had parents at their houses. Freakin gross. Someone's been boning in my truck!

After the horror had subsided, I used a stick and poked it out of there. Then I ran over it when I backed the truck out to drive it. Those are the "after" pics.
Eeesh. I hope it sells soon. :|

Anyone in Long Island need a truck? ;)


EDIT: Added NSFW tag. Not too bad, but you never know.


 

AgaBoogaBoo

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They'll come back again likely, put a note in there telling them you have it all taped and submitted to the authorities or something :D
 

Nebor

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1) Setup camera in truck
2) Make website "Moving truck bangers"
3) Profit
4) Have rows of trucks parked one beside another in your porn empire
 

Black88GTA

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Originally posted by: Kensai
Originally posted by: Drakkon
setup a camera in the truck ;)

:D

Lol...I'd probably end up with blurry pics of some 15 year old awkwardly hittin his 14 y/o gf. No thanks :D.

I ended up backing it against a fence. You can still get in there, but it's a bit more difficult. Though somehow, I don't think that'll stop horny teenagers. :(