So I get in the elevator to get into my apartment....

[TBone48]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: jandrews

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Chryso
Do you look psychotic?

Check the sig

Unix Systems Administrator.

Of course he looks psychotic

beard, trenchcoat, probably a pony tail and a lack of social skills and style, surely he does look a bit off.

hell he was probably carrying a sword and dressed in a cat costume

:laugh: LARPing! That IS psychotic.

 

[mugs]

Originally posted by: Chryso

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Chryso
Do you look psychotic?

Check the sig

Unix Systems Administrator.

Of course he looks psychotic

Good call.
Lemme grep his dna strand real quick...

Good one :thumbsup:

 

[Canai]

:laugh:!

 

[HammerCurl]

You shouldve asked, "Would you like to touch my genitals?"

 

[BooGiMaN]

you should have proceeded to have a conversation about her with an imaginary other person in the elevator or with your genitals....

mumbling and whispering everso often and then looking at her and asking...'do you think she heard us' then give her the stink eye

 

[ViviTheMage]

pics of said psycho ?

 

[Darwin333]

That was your cue to start twitching, hitting yourself in the head, and start talking to yourself "Remember what the doctor said. Damnit John (or whatever your name is) when are you going to start running your own life. But the Doctor said I can't talk to you. Thats why I killed the doctor John. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT (good time to step up the twitching and maybe throw in some flailing arms). Because you didn't listen to me John. Ok ok I'll do whatever you say. What... what... no ... please don't make me do that.... she looks very nice.... I don't want to.... But you will John, you will.

 

[Jesus the Porkyeti]

You should camp out at the elevator until she comes back. Then follow her to her door and ask if you and the guys can come in so the three of you can tell her old stories about Vietnam over tuna finger-sandwiches and tea. Then you can dress up like a schoolgirl, and she can dress up like a sailor, and she can give you a haircut with the rusty knife that's in your back pocket. If she refuses start foaming at the mouth.

That's what I'd do

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: Idontcare

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I hear someone coming so out of politeness I keep elevator doors open in order to
let her in.

She mumbles something, I ask her "excuse me?"

She takes one look at me and then says

"Sorry, don't want to talk to you, you look psychotic".

I could barely wait till the elevator doors close before I couldn't resist laughing my head off....

I've been called many times, but it's a first for psychotic.

And she looked around 50+.

lol, and why would you say that to a possibly psychotic person? or why even get in the elevator with him? that just might set him off and he would get all psychotic on you...

Yep, a fair response would have been "sorry, I don't want to listen to you, you sound psychotic.

You have no idea how much funny you've stumbled on until you hear Hyperblaze speak. Get him in a room with Staples and get them talking to each other... it's like listening to a downs sindrome kid arguing with yoda over linux vs. windows :laugh:

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Darwin333
That was your cue to start twitching, hitting yourself in the head, and start talking to yourself "Remember what the doctor said. Damnit John (or whatever your name is) when are you going to start running your own life. But the Doctor said I can't talk to you. Thats why I killed the doctor John. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT (good time to step up the twitching and maybe throw in some flailing arms). Because you didn't listen to me John. Ok ok I'll do whatever you say. What... what... no ... please don't make me do that.... she looks very nice.... I don't want to.... But you will John, you will.

:thumbsup:

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: Idontcare

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I hear someone coming so out of politeness I keep elevator doors open in order to
let her in.

She mumbles something, I ask her "excuse me?"

She takes one look at me and then says

"Sorry, don't want to talk to you, you look psychotic".

I could barely wait till the elevator doors close before I couldn't resist laughing my head off....

I've been called many times, but it's a first for psychotic.

And she looked around 50+.

lol, and why would you say that to a possibly psychotic person? or why even get in the elevator with him? that just might set him off and he would get all psychotic on you...

Yep, a fair response would have been "sorry, I don't want to listen to you, you sound psychotic.

You have no idea how much funny you've stumbled on until you hear Hyperblaze speak. Get him in a room with Staples and get them talking to each other... it's like listening to a downs sindrome kid arguing with yoda over linux vs. windows :laugh:

All I can remember is that Staples took so much abuse. I couldn't care less about the subject, it was entertaining arguing against him.

As for myself, I don't speak "funny". I speak "normal". If you didn't catch my humor on vent then a lot was lost on you

 

[Staples]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: Idontcare

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I hear someone coming so out of politeness I keep elevator doors open in order to
let her in.

She mumbles something, I ask her "excuse me?"

She takes one look at me and then says

"Sorry, don't want to talk to you, you look psychotic".

I could barely wait till the elevator doors close before I couldn't resist laughing my head off....

I've been called many times, but it's a first for psychotic.

And she looked around 50+.

lol, and why would you say that to a possibly psychotic person? or why even get in the elevator with him? that just might set him off and he would get all psychotic on you...

Yep, a fair response would have been "sorry, I don't want to listen to you, you sound psychotic.

You have no idea how much funny you've stumbled on until you hear Hyperblaze speak. Get him in a room with Staples and get them talking to each other... it's like listening to a downs sindrome kid arguing with yoda over linux vs. windows :laugh:

All I can remember is that Staples took so much abuse. I couldn't care less about the subject, it was entertaining arguing against him.

You have not sold anyone on linux. Guess Windows wins another victory.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Staples

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: Idontcare

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I hear someone coming so out of politeness I keep elevator doors open in order to
let her in.

She mumbles something, I ask her "excuse me?"

She takes one look at me and then says

"Sorry, don't want to talk to you, you look psychotic".

I could barely wait till the elevator doors close before I couldn't resist laughing my head off....

I've been called many times, but it's a first for psychotic.

And she looked around 50+.

lol, and why would you say that to a possibly psychotic person? or why even get in the elevator with him? that just might set him off and he would get all psychotic on you...

Yep, a fair response would have been "sorry, I don't want to listen to you, you sound psychotic.

You have no idea how much funny you've stumbled on until you hear Hyperblaze speak. Get him in a room with Staples and get them talking to each other... it's like listening to a downs sindrome kid arguing with yoda over linux vs. windows :laugh:

All I can remember is that Staples took so much abuse. I couldn't care less about the subject, it was entertaining arguing against him.

You have not sold anyone on linux. Guess Windows wins another victory.

Yoda....how would you know?

let's stop making these HUGE assumptions...ok?

just makes you look less like a fool.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Staples

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
All I can remember is that Staples took so much abuse. I couldn't care less about the subject, it was entertaining arguing against him.

You have not sold anyone on linux. Guess Windows wins another victory.

Yoda....how would you know?

let's stop making these HUGE assumptions...ok?

just makes you look less like a fool.

IT HAS BEGUN

 

[AnitaPeterson]

Do you look anything like your avatar? That might be an explanation...

 

[Staples]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Staples

You have not sold anyone on linux. Guess Windows wins another victory.

Yoda....how would you know?

let's stop making these HUGE assumptions...ok?

just makes you look less like a fool.

I assume that no one is a masochist like you.

Hey and what do you know, I have 95% chance of being right.

On a side note, I was an early adopter to Windows Vista and it runs pretty well now. I remember how slow it used to run.

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Staples

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Staples

You have not sold anyone on linux. Guess Windows wins another victory.

Yoda....how would you know?

let's stop making these HUGE assumptions...ok?

just makes you look less like a fool.

I assume that no one is a masochist like you.

Hey and what do you know, I have 95% chance of being right.

On a side note, I was an early adopter to Windows Vista and it runs pretty well now. I remember how slow it used to run.

I am truly at a loss of words....

WTF are you talking about?

a masochist? WTF has to do with using Windows or Linux?

 

[Nik]

*grabs popcorn*

 

[Staples]

We will have to debate this the next time you and I meet in vent.