So I get in the elevator to get into my apartment....

[Hyperblaze]

I hear someone coming so out of politeness I keep elevator doors open in order to
let her in.

She mumbles something, I ask her "excuse me?"

She takes one look at me and then says

"Sorry, don't want to talk to you, you look psychotic".

I could barely wait till the elevator doors close before I couldn't resist laughing my head off....

I've been called many times, but it's a first for psychotic.

And she looked around 50+.

 

[Pepsi90919]

pics immediately

 

[jandrews]

why dont you use the stairs chubs

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
pics immediately

do you really REALLY want to see a picture of a 50+ year old woman?

seriously.....

 

[Slick5150]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze

Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
pics immediately

do you really REALLY want to see a picture of a 50+ year old woman?

seriously.....

I think he meant of you, psycho.

 

[MichaelD]

Your reply should've been:

"Gee, you didn't look rude when I decided to wait and hold the door for you. Guess I was mistaken."

 

[Laminator]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I could barely wait till the elevator doors close before I couldn't resist laughing my head off....

What you should have done is give her a wide-eyed stare, grin, and say, "Oh, but I am psychotic." Then start laughing until she runs off the elevator.

 

[nakedfrog]

And you didn't indulge her? That was a golden opportunity!

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
Your reply should've been:

"Gee, you didn't look rude when I decided to wait and hold the door for you. Guess I was mistaken."

damn it, that was the perfect reply!

Thanks!

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I hear someone coming so out of politeness I keep elevator doors open in order to
let her in.

She mumbles something, I ask her "excuse me?"

She takes one look at me and then says

"Sorry, don't want to talk to you, you look psychotic".

I could barely wait till the elevator doors close before I couldn't resist laughing my head off....

I've been called many times, but it's a first for psychotic.

And she looked around 50+.

lol, and why would you say that to a possibly psychotic person? or why even get in the elevator with him? that just might set him off and he would get all psychotic on you...

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Laminator

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I could barely wait till the elevator doors close before I couldn't resist laughing my head off....

What you should have done is give her a wide-eyed stare, grin, and say, "Oh, but I am psychotic." Then start laughing until she runs off the elevator.

and next thing I know, she would of called security and might of actually gotten a warning....

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I hear someone coming so out of politeness I keep elevator doors open in order to
let her in.

She mumbles something, I ask her "excuse me?"

She takes one look at me and then says

"Sorry, don't want to talk to you, you look psychotic".

I could barely wait till the elevator doors close before I couldn't resist laughing my head off....

I've been called many times, but it's a first for psychotic.

And she looked around 50+.

lol, and why would you say that to a possibly psychotic person? or why even get in the elevator with him? that just might set him off and he would get all psychotic on you...

my personal opinion is that she's got issues.

 

[Idontcare]

Originally posted by: pontifex

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I hear someone coming so out of politeness I keep elevator doors open in order to
let her in.

She mumbles something, I ask her "excuse me?"

She takes one look at me and then says

"Sorry, don't want to talk to you, you look psychotic".

I could barely wait till the elevator doors close before I couldn't resist laughing my head off....

I've been called many times, but it's a first for psychotic.

And she looked around 50+.

lol, and why would you say that to a possibly psychotic person? or why even get in the elevator with him? that just might set him off and he would get all psychotic on you...

Yep, a fair response would have been "sorry, I don't want to listen to you, you sound psychotic.

 

[hanoverphist]

too funny! i was told i looked like a murderer one time, well, a couple times... i get called a psycho all the time tho, im used to it. ive also had people run for the door that im holding open, then pass and say they will get the next one... or they will say they are going the opposite direction, even tho they already yelled the direction it was going while asking to hold the door. i dont really get offended, im tall and odd looking i spose.

 

[Chryso]

Do you look psychotic?

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: Chryso
Do you look psychotic?

See, now that's an interesting question.

I don't believe so.

I'm very social with people I know and people I don't really know.

But who knows...apparantly to some people, I might

 

[KK]

you should have press the button for the next floor and proceed to get behind her, then when the door opened up, kick her ass out.

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: Chryso
Do you look psychotic?

Check the sig

Unix Systems Administrator.

Of course he looks psychotic

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Hyperblaze
I hear someone coming so out of politeness I keep elevator doors open in order to
let her in.

She mumbles something, I ask her "excuse me?"

She takes one look at me and then says

"Sorry, don't want to talk to you, you look psychotic".

I could barely wait till the elevator doors close before I couldn't resist laughing my head off....

I've been called many times, but it's a first for psychotic.

And she looked around 50+.

Sounds like she was psychotic. You really should've busted out laughing and then starting speaking in different tongues. :Q :laugh:

 

[jandrews]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Chryso
Do you look psychotic?

Check the sig

Unix Systems Administrator.

Of course he looks psychotic

beard, trenchcoat, probably a pony tail and a lack of social skills and style, surely he does look a bit off.

 

[Chryso]

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Chryso
Do you look psychotic?

Check the sig

Unix Systems Administrator.

Of course he looks psychotic

Good call.
Lemme grep his dna strand real quick...

 

[Hyperblaze]

Originally posted by: jandrews

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Chryso
Do you look psychotic?

Check the sig

Unix Systems Administrator.

Of course he looks psychotic

beard, trenchcoat, probably a pony tail and a lack of social skills and style, surely he does look a bit off.

is that the stereotype for a unix system admin these days?

No wonder I've had such great luck with the ladies lately, must be the lack of social skills

 

[Turin39789]

Originally posted by: jandrews

Originally posted by: Turin39789

Originally posted by: Chryso
Do you look psychotic?

Check the sig

Unix Systems Administrator.

Of course he looks psychotic

beard, trenchcoat, probably a pony tail and a lack of social skills and style, surely he does look a bit off.

hell he was probably carrying a sword and dressed in a cat costume

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Unix Systems Administrators are evil. Just ask this guy

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: KK
you should have press the button for the next floor and proceed to get behind her, then when the door opened up, kick her ass out.

THIS.... IS.... SPAAARRTTTAAAA!! *kick*