So I find out today that my trainer is quitting....

[manlymatt83]

... but then they introduce me to 22 year old Katie, my "new" trainer.

She kicked my ASS.

I'm not complaining.

So how long and in how good of shape do I need to be in before I ask her out? I train with her every week day.

-Matt

 

[xanis]

This can only spell disaster. However, before we make our final judgement we need pics.

 

[her209]

You have no chance. She's already x'ed you off her "To Do" list.

 

[BullyCanadian]

you need to be the best possible, ripped to the max and thick, btw gym personal trainer or martial arts?

 

[tfinch2]

Ask her out now so she can laugh at your tub of lard.

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
you need to be the best possible, ripped to the max and thick, btw gym personal trainer or martial arts?

Gym trainer.

I'm fixing her computer tomorrow. Its broken.

And she knows that I lost 40 pounds on my own, and I work hard.

 

[her209]

Oh and don't forget to wear tight spandex shorts and accidentally pop out. That will really get her attention.

 

[BullyCanadian]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
you need to be the best possible, ripped to the max and thick, btw gym personal trainer or martial arts?

Gym trainer.

I'm fixing her computer tomorrow. Its broken.

And she knows that I lost 40 pounds on my own, and I work hard.

Good work, keep it up, btw if you dont mind me asking what weight did you start at? I myself was at about 276lbs last May and am at 209lbs right now.

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
you need to be the best possible, ripped to the max and thick, btw gym personal trainer or martial arts?

Gym trainer.

I'm fixing her computer tomorrow. Its broken.

And she knows that I lost 40 pounds on my own, and I work hard.

Fixing computers is not a great way to impress chicks, and at that she's probably just taking advantage of you, unless you're getting payed for the job.

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: BullyCanadian
you need to be the best possible, ripped to the max and thick, btw gym personal trainer or martial arts?

Gym trainer.

I'm fixing her computer tomorrow. Its broken.

And she knows that I lost 40 pounds on my own, and I work hard.

LOL, you don't have a chance. She's probably getting slammed right now while you're daydreaming about her motherboard.

 

[manlymatt83]

Started at ~255, and now I vary between 215 and 218...

 

[xanis]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Started at ~255, and now I vary between 215 and 218...

Is that all muscle or all fat? I'm guessing the latter?

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: Xanis

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
Started at ~255, and now I vary between 215 and 218...

Is that all muscle or all fat? I'm guessing the latter?

I was a 42/30, now I am a 38/30

-Matt

 

[xanis]

In all seriousness, if there's one thing I've learned, it's to stop being a pussy and just fvcking go for it. Worst case scenario she says no.

 

[bennylong]

wuss

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: Xanis
In all seriousness, if there's one thing I've learned, it's to stop being a pussy and just fvcking go for it. Worst case scenario she says no.

Can she sue him for sexual harrassment?

 

[manlymatt83]

Originally posted by: Xanis
In all seriousness, if there's one thing I've learned, it's to stop being a pussy and just fvcking go for it. Worst case scenario she says no.

Alright.

I'll give it a two weeks max to get to know her, then I'll ask her.

Stay tuned.

This one I don't wanna let go. She's GORGEOUS and normal.

 

[atybimf]

Go for it. Worst she can do is say no.

 

[xanis]

Oh yeah and don't worry about it getting akward either. If she want's your hard-earned money then she can STFU and do her job without being a total b1tch.

 

[EvilYoda]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak

Originally posted by: Xanis
In all seriousness, if there's one thing I've learned, it's to stop being a pussy and just fvcking go for it. Worst case scenario she says no.

Alright.

I'll give it a two weeks max to get to know her, then I'll ask her.

Stay tuned.

This one I don't wanna let go. She's GORGEOUS and normal.

hah.

 

[Baked]

Fixing a female's computer is her way of telling you that you have no chance in hell, even if hell freezes over.

 

[manlymatt83]

bump for morning crew

 

[chuckywang]

She's younger than me....only 22???

 

[SirChadwick]

I fixed plenty of hot girls computers during my college years - not a one of them went out with me when I asked. Probably 10 or so total. Not saying that I'm a bad looking guy... I got quite a few dates during that time, but fixing PC's was a horrible recipe for picking up the ladeez. I had much better luck in classes or at the bars (where they didn't know what I do in my free time).

Also, any woman that can kick your ass will NOT date you.

 

[SirStev0]

pics or die muthafucka