- Jun 24, 2003
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Now, I never played Battlefield 1942, or any of the other games at all. No demos, I don't even think I looked at screen shots or read any reviews. But because every other post in this forum was about Battlefield 2, I decided I had better get it.
I got it last week, and let it chill in the shrink wrap for a bit while I played Area 51 (purchased at the same time, pretty good game.) So I update my video drivers, and I press the upgrade button on the BF2 console, and install the patch. After a couple restarts, I'm ready to play. I read the instruction manual cover to cover while it's installing.
I think I'd rather take an internet course on how to solder your own microprocessor. Jesus, it's a game. I want to be able to put it in, and play it, and have fun. Instead I'm greeted with some unholy bastard child of an RTS and an FPS. I've got maps out my ass, telling me all kinds of things that I don't understand. I've got all these classes and squads that I have basically no clue about. I don't know who or where my squad leader is. I don't know how to call a medic. I don't know how all these people are getting vehicles. All I know is that I can kill everyone until I get to the boss of the level, which is a tank. But I can't find any panzerfausts to take him out with. Then by chance, my own team's tank wanders along and blows it up. But that doesn't win the level. Oh, and my own commander seems to continually hit me with artillery. Oh, and enemies and friendlies look pretty much the same.
The levels are huge and complex. There is a mind boggling amount of stuff all going on at the same time.
I wanted to sit down and play a game. I wanted it to be fun. Shoot some enemy soldiers, maybe drive a tank around. It all sounded good. But I have no desire to spend hours just learning what's going on. The learning curve is absolutely insane.
I'm not saying this is a bad game. Certainly a lot of you seem to enjoy it. But for me, it's too complicated. It's not fun. Just... complicated. If it makes you feel better, just say that I lack the mental facilities to play this game.
I'd rather take the time required to learn this game and master open heart surgery. I think the intracacies and complexity levels are pretty similar.
You'll find me playing Counter-Strike, or Doom, or Half-Life, or any other game where you shoot the bad guys.
Oh yeah, and multiplayer was entirely busted. No server list.
I got it last week, and let it chill in the shrink wrap for a bit while I played Area 51 (purchased at the same time, pretty good game.) So I update my video drivers, and I press the upgrade button on the BF2 console, and install the patch. After a couple restarts, I'm ready to play. I read the instruction manual cover to cover while it's installing.
I think I'd rather take an internet course on how to solder your own microprocessor. Jesus, it's a game. I want to be able to put it in, and play it, and have fun. Instead I'm greeted with some unholy bastard child of an RTS and an FPS. I've got maps out my ass, telling me all kinds of things that I don't understand. I've got all these classes and squads that I have basically no clue about. I don't know who or where my squad leader is. I don't know how to call a medic. I don't know how all these people are getting vehicles. All I know is that I can kill everyone until I get to the boss of the level, which is a tank. But I can't find any panzerfausts to take him out with. Then by chance, my own team's tank wanders along and blows it up. But that doesn't win the level. Oh, and my own commander seems to continually hit me with artillery. Oh, and enemies and friendlies look pretty much the same.
The levels are huge and complex. There is a mind boggling amount of stuff all going on at the same time.
I wanted to sit down and play a game. I wanted it to be fun. Shoot some enemy soldiers, maybe drive a tank around. It all sounded good. But I have no desire to spend hours just learning what's going on. The learning curve is absolutely insane.
I'm not saying this is a bad game. Certainly a lot of you seem to enjoy it. But for me, it's too complicated. It's not fun. Just... complicated. If it makes you feel better, just say that I lack the mental facilities to play this game.
I'd rather take the time required to learn this game and master open heart surgery. I think the intracacies and complexity levels are pretty similar.
You'll find me playing Counter-Strike, or Doom, or Half-Life, or any other game where you shoot the bad guys.
Oh yeah, and multiplayer was entirely busted. No server list.