So I fell down my stairs : /

Mr. Lennon

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I was in a hurry last night and when I rounded the corner I slipped on the top stairs, landed on my back and elbow and rolled down. My elbo hit this wood lining against the stairs cutting this gash and bruising the hell out of my whole arm. On top of that my neck/head is pretty sore from getting banged around down the stairs. The pain was so bad that I almost passed out. Atleast I got to call in sick today though :)
 

yllus

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Aug 20, 2000
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A real man would saw off his arm, saw off the offending banister, cut and staple the banister to his stump and proceed onwards to work.

*waves banister arms at you threateningly*
 

Bootprint

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Should've gone to work, but just say you didn't want to talk about your injuries and then drop little hints to suggest that they're from an over enthusiastic S&M partner.
 

Punisher007

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Ordinarily I would find this very funny....and this case is no exception LOL

but seriously, hope you feel better soon and watch your step(s) :)
 
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Originally posted by: Bootprint
Should've gone to work, but just say you didn't want to talk about your injuries and then drop little hints to suggest that they're from an over enthusiastic S&M partner.

:laugh:
 

Howard

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Originally posted by: yllus
A real man would saw off his arm, saw off the offending banister, cut and staple the banister to his stump and proceed onwards to work.

*waves banister arms at you threateningly*
:D
 

SWScorch

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May 13, 2001
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Originally posted by: yllus
A real man would saw off his arm, saw off the offending banister, cut and staple the banister to his stump and proceed onwards to work.

*waves banister arms at you threateningly*

LOL, now that made me laugh. The last sentence, that is. The mental image is just hilarious :D
 

Mr. Lennon

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Originally posted by: SWScorch
Originally posted by: yllus
A real man would saw off his arm, saw off the offending banister, cut and staple the banister to his stump and proceed onwards to work.

*waves banister arms at you threateningly*

LOL, now that made me laugh. The last sentence, that is. The mental image is just hilarious :D

LOL
 

moshquerade

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Nov 1, 2001
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Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282
I was in a hurry last night and when I rounded the corner I slipped on the top stairs, landed on my back and elbow and rolled down. My elbo hit this wood lining against the stairs cutting this gash and bruising the hell out of my whole arm. On top of that my neck/head is pretty sore from getting banged around down the stairs. The pain was so bad that I almost passed out. Atleast I got to call in sick today though :)
ya clutz!

no, ok.... it was an accident. just be glad you weren't running with scissors. :p
 

Mr. Lennon

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: Zeppelin2282
I was in a hurry last night and when I rounded the corner I slipped on the top stairs, landed on my back and elbow and rolled down. My elbo hit this wood lining against the stairs cutting this gash and bruising the hell out of my whole arm. On top of that my neck/head is pretty sore from getting banged around down the stairs. The pain was so bad that I almost passed out. Atleast I got to call in sick today though :)
ya clutz!

no, ok.... it was an accident. just be glad you weren't running with scissors. :p


ouch :Q
 

JulesMaximus

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Jul 3, 2003
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I got written up once for calling in sick on a Monday. I slipped and fell by the pool at a friend's house and I bruised the crap out of my ribs, man that hurt like hell. Fell against one of those railings you hold onto when you get out of the pool. I went to grab it but slipped and fell into it. Hit me right in the rib cage.