so, i dont have a date on V-Day.... what am i to do?

[biffbacon]

well, im gonna go get some vodka and tonics, and hook up with a fat chick! whos with me?

 

[Orsorum]

Masturbate vigorously.

 

[biffbacon]

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Masturbate vigorously.

no need for that when there are lonely fat chicks around

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: biffbacon

Originally posted by: Orsorum
Masturbate vigorously.

no need for that when there are lonely fat chicks around

Depending on how fat she is you may prefer to masturbate.

 

[Gyrene]

Just shoot yourself. You'll never have to whine about this again.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: dtyn
Just shoot yourself.

That may happen if he chooses to masturbate vigorously.

 

[biffbacon]

Originally posted by: dtyn
Just shoot yourself. You'll never have to whine about this again.

im not whining about anything. im excited as hell.... just waitin for my ride

 

[PlatinumGold]

since the day is over, go to bed.

 

[biffbacon]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold
since the day is over, go to bed.

hells no, theres an hour and a half left, and all the girls out tonight are gonna be lonely single chicks who are sad b/c they had no one to spend the big hallmark holiday with, and these my friend, will make for easy prey

 

[KokomoGST]

Dammit... I was going to go out with a friend but fate decided to call me into work early and stub my toe quite literally so that it's painful to walk on.

That kinda happens when you twack the corner of your wooden coffee table when running for the door. I was in a bad mood all day after that.

 

[Zorba]

You are proud of the fact that you are going to "prey" on a depressed fat chick? There has to be something wrong with you if you can't even get a non-depressed fat chick.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Zorba
You are proud of the fact that you are going to "prey" on a depressed fat chick? There has to be something wrong with you if you can't even get a non-depressed fat chick.

They can probably see that they are seen as "prey" (and how terrible a person must be) when they're not depressed. :disgust:

 

[biffbacon]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Zorba
You are proud of the fact that you are going to "prey" on a depressed fat chick? There has to be something wrong with you if you can't even get a non-depressed fat chick.

They can probably see that they are seen as "prey" (and how terrible a person must be) when they're not depressed. :disgust:

hey, im doin them a favor, fat chicks need lovin too

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: biffbacon

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Zorba
You are proud of the fact that you are going to "prey" on a depressed fat chick? There has to be something wrong with you if you can't even get a non-depressed fat chick.

They can probably see that they are seen as "prey" (and how terrible a person must be) when they're not depressed. :disgust:

hey, im doin them a favor, fat chicks need lovin too

Ah, but they must pay.

 

[Zorba]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Zorba
You are proud of the fact that you are going to "prey" on a depressed fat chick? There has to be something wrong with you if you can't even get a non-depressed fat chick.

They can probably see that they are seen as "prey" (and how terrible a person must be) when they're not depressed. :disgust:

All I am going to say, is I am going to laugh my ass off when a fat drunk chick kicks your ass for being an ass

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Orsorum

Originally posted by: biffbacon

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Zorba
You are proud of the fact that you are going to "prey" on a depressed fat chick? There has to be something wrong with you if you can't even get a non-depressed fat chick.

They can probably see that they are seen as "prey" (and how terrible a person must be) when they're not depressed. :disgust:

hey, im doin them a favor, fat chicks need lovin too

Ah, but they must pay.

Hahaha. Classic.

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: Zorba

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Zorba
You are proud of the fact that you are going to "prey" on a depressed fat chick? There has to be something wrong with you if you can't even get a non-depressed fat chick.

They can probably see that they are seen as "prey" (and how terrible a person must be) when they're not depressed. :disgust:

All I am going to say, is I am going to laugh my ass off when a fat drunk chick kicks your ass for being an ass

You talking to me or the ass?

 

[Zorba]

"Fat chicks are like mopeds, They are fun to ride, but you sure don't want your friends to see you on one."

 

[Zorba]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Zorba

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: Zorba
You are proud of the fact that you are going to "prey" on a depressed fat chick? There has to be something wrong with you if you can't even get a non-depressed fat chick.

They can probably see that they are seen as "prey" (and how terrible a person must be) when they're not depressed. :disgust:

All I am going to say, is I am going to laugh my ass off when a fat drunk chick kicks your ass for being an ass

You talking to me or the ass?

I am talking to the Ass not you

 

[biffbacon]

Originally posted by: Zorba
"Fat chicks are like mopeds, They are fun to ride, but you sure don't want your friends to see you on one."

its ok when you and your friends are the moped gang

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: biffbacon

Originally posted by: Zorba
"Fat chicks are like mopeds, They are fun to ride, but you sure don't want your friends to see you on one."

its ok when you and your friends are the moped gang

A roomful of fat chicks and jackasses...lovely.

 

[biffbacon]

maybe ill bring some snickers bars with so as to attract them with the scent of chocolate

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: biffbacon
maybe ill bring some snickers bars with so as to attract them with the scent of chocolate

Do it while you can. Text

 

[biffbacon]

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: biffbacon
maybe ill bring some snickers bars with so as to attract them with the scent of chocolate

Do it while you can. Text

man, as if the fat chicks werent depressed enuff

 

[bradruth]

Originally posted by: biffbacon

Originally posted by: bradruth

Originally posted by: biffbacon
maybe ill bring some snickers bars with so as to attract them with the scent of chocolate

Do it while you can. Text

man, as if the fat chicks werent depressed enuff

Maybe without all the chocolate there won't be any fat chicks left. Then you'll never get any.