So I decide to rot my brain with some daytime television.....

Yeeny

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and I tuned in to Jerry Springer. Figured if I am gonna rot it, might as well go all out. Well, now this show has me wondering something. They have alot of women on here, who are prostitutes. And they are hella ugly! And really fat too! How the hell is some broad who weighs 250, is 7 months pregnant, and has a face that looks like it was hit by a Mack truck make 200 dollars a day selling herself? Who would buy it, are some men really that desperate?

Maybe I'm in the wrong line of work. :p
 

radioouman

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I am so sorry that you had to watch daytime television!!

I usually go home for lunch, and I rarely turn on the television because it is so horrible. Even the news sucks in the middle of the day.
 

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You have to imagine the type of guys that need to resort to prostitutes for pleasure. I'd say they're probably a perfect match :).
 

Yeeny

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I never watch tv, I don't know why I decided to today. :p And I don't even want to think about what those men look like.....
 

Yeeny

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Originally posted by: Viper GTS
You should know better, auction threads are not allowed here.

Viper GTS

Going once! Going twice! Smartass. ;)

BatmanNate: What list is this you speak of?
 

Yeeny

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Originally posted by: Cuular
The one in response to MrsSkoorb's thread yesterday. It's very funny.

Did she change her user name? I can't find any posts by her under that name, and if I do a user search, skoorb just brings up him. :p
 

BD231

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Cable companies should just turn off TV untill about 5 or 6, the only good daytime TV is on the Discovery channel now, if your lucky you cn catch Steve Irwin being an ass. UPN used to show Night Rider and Baywatch durring the day, cool cars and hot chicks.
 

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I thought you meant the soaps when you said daytime television. I guess you dont miss Bobby who was supposedly killed in an airplane crash but survived. He then had reconstructive surgery on his face and changed his name to Robert only to fall in love with his long lost sister and knock her up?
 

KeyserSoze

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I swear, daytime TV SUX! Everytime I dare turn it on, it's some teenage sluts on Maury Povich.


<Cartman>Whateva, whateva, I'll do what I want. It's my hot sexy body, I'll do what I want.</Cartman>


Yeah, I hate it.





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Analog

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Originally posted by: Yeeny
and I tuned in to Jerry Springer. Figured if I am gonna rot it, might as well go all out. Well, now this show has me wondering something. They have alot of women on here, who are prostitutes. And they are hella ugly! And really fat too! How the hell is some broad who weighs 250, is 7 months pregnant, and has a face that looks like it was hit by a Mack truck make 200 dollars a day selling herself? Who would buy it, are some men really that desperate?

Maybe I'm in the wrong line of work. :p

Springer? Is he still ranting?
 

Spac3d

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Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! :D:D

How can you not love Jerry Springer? You get to make fun of other people's lives and it improves your self confidence. You are laughing with them, not at them.
 

Rastus

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You have to constantly remind yourself that it is TV. Most of what you see on those shows are actors reading a script. Even the ones that look like they aren't.

Examples:

Reality shows (survivor, elimidate)
Infomercial audiences
Cops (I don't know how much of that stuff is staged, but it is)
Talk show guests
 

ohtwell

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Originally posted by: Yeeny
and I tuned in to Jerry Springer. Figured if I am gonna rot it, might as well go all out. Well, now this show has me wondering something. They have alot of women on here, who are prostitutes. And they are hella ugly! And really fat too! How the hell is some broad who weighs 250, is 7 months pregnant, and has a face that looks like it was hit by a Mack truck make 200 dollars a day selling herself? Who would buy it, are some men really that desperate?

Maybe I'm in the wrong line of work. :p
You'd make tons more than them!! You are a hottie. :p


: ) Amanda