So I check the mail today

[XMan]

And what do I find but a membership offer from the AARP.

I'm 29 . . . (!)

I feel like E-mailing the guy and saying, "Mr. Novelli, today I received an offer in the mail to join your organization. However, due to your lobby's pressure, the federal government has resisted any sort of Social Security reform, which will more than likely prevent me from ever becoming a 'retired' person. I must respectfully decline your offer."

 

[tk149]

Originally posted by: XMan
And what do I find but a membership offer from the AARP.

I'm 29 . . . (!)

I feel like E-mailing the guy and saying, "Mr. Novelli, today I received an offer in the mail to join your organization. However, due to your lobby's pressure, the federal government has resisted any sort of Social Security reform, which will more than likely prevent me from ever becoming a 'retired' person. I must respectfully decline your offer."

:laugh:

 

[Hyperlite]

Originally posted by: tk149

Originally posted by: XMan
And what do I find but a membership offer from the AARP.

I'm 29 . . . (!)

I feel like E-mailing the guy and saying, "Mr. Novelli, today I received an offer in the mail to join your organization. However, due to your lobby's pressure, the federal government has resisted any sort of Social Security reform, which will more than likely prevent me from ever becoming a 'retired' person. I must respectfully decline your offer."

:laugh:

lol

 

[eplebnista]

Originally posted by: Hyperlite

Originally posted by: tk149

Originally posted by: XMan
And what do I find but a membership offer from the AARP.

I'm 29 . . . (!)

I feel like E-mailing the guy and saying, "Mr. Novelli, today I received an offer in the mail to join your organization. However, due to your lobby's pressure, the federal government has resisted any sort of Social Security reform, which will more than likely prevent me from ever becoming a 'retired' person. I must respectfully decline your offer."

:laugh:

lol

rofl

 

[irishScott]

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: Hyperlite

Originally posted by: tk149

Originally posted by: XMan
And what do I find but a membership offer from the AARP.

I'm 29 . . . (!)

I feel like E-mailing the guy and saying, "Mr. Novelli, today I received an offer in the mail to join your organization. However, due to your lobby's pressure, the federal government has resisted any sort of Social Security reform, which will more than likely prevent me from ever becoming a 'retired' person. I must respectfully decline your offer."

:laugh:

lol

rofl

It's ROFL

and BTW: :laugh:

 

[thehstrybean]

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: Hyperlite

Originally posted by: tk149

Originally posted by: XMan
And what do I find but a membership offer from the AARP.

I'm 29 . . . (!)

I feel like E-mailing the guy and saying, "Mr. Novelli, today I received an offer in the mail to join your organization. However, due to your lobby's pressure, the federal government has resisted any sort of Social Security reform, which will more than likely prevent me from ever becoming a 'retired' person. I must respectfully decline your offer."

:laugh:

lol

rofl

It's ROFL

and BTW: :laugh:

ROFLCopter

 

[Midlander]

Interesting... I'm past 50 and never heard from AARP. Maybe they have us mixed up.

 

[kranky]

AARP isn't as much an "organization" as it is a lobbying force with millions of contributors who think they are "members".

 

[paulxcook]

Originally posted by: thehstrybean

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: Hyperlite

Originally posted by: tk149

Originally posted by: XMan
And what do I find but a membership offer from the AARP.

I'm 29 . . . (!)

I feel like E-mailing the guy and saying, "Mr. Novelli, today I received an offer in the mail to join your organization. However, due to your lobby's pressure, the federal government has resisted any sort of Social Security reform, which will more than likely prevent me from ever becoming a 'retired' person. I must respectfully decline your offer."

:laugh:

lol

rofl

It's ROFL

and BTW: :laugh:

ROFLCopter

To get back on-topic... LOLZ!

 

[TehMac]

AARP are a bunch of jerks.

 

[everman]

Just shut down the Country Kitchen Buffet, that'll show 'em! :evil:

 

[Kalvin00]

i would continue the quote train but i dont like bans

 

[intogamer]

Originally posted by: paulxcook

Originally posted by: thehstrybean

Originally posted by: irishScott

Originally posted by: eplebnista

Originally posted by: Hyperlite

Originally posted by: tk149

Originally posted by: XMan
And what do I find but a membership offer from the AARP.

I'm 29 . . . (!)

I feel like E-mailing the guy and saying, "Mr. Novelli, today I received an offer in the mail to join your organization. However, due to your lobby's pressure, the federal government has resisted any sort of Social Security reform, which will more than likely prevent me from ever becoming a 'retired' person. I must respectfully decline your offer."

:laugh:

lol

rofl

It's ROFL

and BTW: :laugh:

ROFLCopter

To get back on-topic... LOLZ!

LOLZSKATEZ

 

[Descartes]

I'm turning 27 in a few weeks and just got one a few days ago.

 

[Jeff7]

How many gray hairs you got? That'll start telling you that you're aging.

<-- 25 and I've got quite a few noticeable gray hairs on my head, and maybe 25% of my facial hair is gray. Balding will likely be the next step.

 

[IGBT]

..you might be 29 but your high millage.