- Dec 12, 2000
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I'm sick of reading about these stupid trendy people and all their trendy lil' t-shirts they sell online. Like, we used to get all this sh*t in Spencer Gifts or Hot Topic or in sleazy little shops at the beach...but as soon as some rich bitch daddy's girl in Westchester or Menlo Park silkscreens a dumb t-shirt and puts it online, it becomes trendy and hip and all the urban clothing boutiques are trying to get her sh*t in their store.
The worst are these "I hate boys" shirts. "I hate boys so st@b out their eyes" or some sh*t. WTF?? This leads me to my t-shirt idea:
Have four cartoon girls with trendy clothes and bitchy faces whining and bitching at each other in a group. Make it obvious that they are roommates and living together (all wearing pajamas and huddled around a breakfast table with Cheerios and bagels or something.) You know how girls in college can't stand each other after sharing bathrooms?? Like they're best friends for four years in high school but they live together 10 minutes and they want to slit the other's throat. Crazy bitches.
Anyways, the slogan beneath the picture:
"Can't we all just get aschlong?"
The worst are these "I hate boys" shirts. "I hate boys so st@b out their eyes" or some sh*t. WTF?? This leads me to my t-shirt idea:
Have four cartoon girls with trendy clothes and bitchy faces whining and bitching at each other in a group. Make it obvious that they are roommates and living together (all wearing pajamas and huddled around a breakfast table with Cheerios and bagels or something.) You know how girls in college can't stand each other after sharing bathrooms?? Like they're best friends for four years in high school but they live together 10 minutes and they want to slit the other's throat. Crazy bitches.
Anyways, the slogan beneath the picture:
"Can't we all just get aschlong?"
MY favorite T-Shirt is the one I had made that says "I fingered the preacher's daughter." 
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