Zeze
Lifer
This AM I received a call from 'unknown number' on my cell. It was an automated message saying that I'm in trouble with IRS for tax evasion. The message instructed me to call 214-275-9484. Since my day was slow in the afternoon, I called that number back posing as a aloof guy.
A live person answered with an accent. He said he was Officer Steve Mercer (LOL) with IRS and I was under criminal investigation for tax evasion. He also threw in a bunch of thinly-veiled scripted lines such as:
"The IRS has launched a confidential investigation against you, that's why you didn't receive any mails."
"I am a federal officer. If you are an honest person, you will be listening to my instruction."
"Over the course of last 5 years, you have failed to pay $5480 dollars with fees and penalties."
After about 15 minutes, he grew impatient with me acting scared but dumb. At one point, he said, "You want to learn how to say 'f your sister' in Hindi?" He realized jig was up. I didn't want to berate him. He probably gets that all day and he would just hang up. I was just interested what kind of person he was.
I asked him how much he was making. He said $25K usd/week. (LOL) I asked why are you doing this? You sound like a well-spoken guy. Do you have family? You obviously know you're hurting people.
He lives in Delhi, "you know? capital of India." He's doing this from home. Yes he does have family, and a girlfriend he wishes to marry in few years. No, no one knows that he's doing this kind of job. Yes he can try to find a legitimate job, but he'd be making chump change in rupees. He needs money because he has stage 2 bone cancer on his left collar bone (lol), and he's undergoing chemo.
I told him he may be hurting people who have cancer like him. He said no, when he receives credit card information and balance, he knows they're not poor. He's just taking only $5,000. I said, dude, that's a LOT of money to me. He kind of talked in circles after that. I guess that's his justification.
I told him I work with people that are from India - very smart people. And he was making Indian people look bad. He kind of grew quiet and said "yea...". I told to have a nice day and he wished me the same.
A live person answered with an accent. He said he was Officer Steve Mercer (LOL) with IRS and I was under criminal investigation for tax evasion. He also threw in a bunch of thinly-veiled scripted lines such as:
"The IRS has launched a confidential investigation against you, that's why you didn't receive any mails."
"I am a federal officer. If you are an honest person, you will be listening to my instruction."
"Over the course of last 5 years, you have failed to pay $5480 dollars with fees and penalties."
After about 15 minutes, he grew impatient with me acting scared but dumb. At one point, he said, "You want to learn how to say 'f your sister' in Hindi?" He realized jig was up. I didn't want to berate him. He probably gets that all day and he would just hang up. I was just interested what kind of person he was.
I asked him how much he was making. He said $25K usd/week. (LOL) I asked why are you doing this? You sound like a well-spoken guy. Do you have family? You obviously know you're hurting people.
He lives in Delhi, "you know? capital of India." He's doing this from home. Yes he does have family, and a girlfriend he wishes to marry in few years. No, no one knows that he's doing this kind of job. Yes he can try to find a legitimate job, but he'd be making chump change in rupees. He needs money because he has stage 2 bone cancer on his left collar bone (lol), and he's undergoing chemo.
I told him he may be hurting people who have cancer like him. He said no, when he receives credit card information and balance, he knows they're not poor. He's just taking only $5,000. I said, dude, that's a LOT of money to me. He kind of talked in circles after that. I guess that's his justification.
I told him I work with people that are from India - very smart people. And he was making Indian people look bad. He kind of grew quiet and said "yea...". I told to have a nice day and he wished me the same.