So I brush my teeth

[beepandbop]

with my left hand.

Apparently dentists can detect this, like how Physical therapists can detect if you're right or left handed based on how your muscles are formed and so forth.

In this case, a pattern of cleaner vs. less cleaner teeth is formed. So my dentist asked me if I was left handed, I said no, but I brush my teeth with my left hand.

She asked, "is that all you do with your left hand," and forgetting where I was with ATOT fresh in mind, I blurted out, "no I whack off with it as well," in a very sarcastic voice.

In the heavy silence that followed, I sheepishly said, "No that's not true, I have a gf..." [I do]
before trailing off.

There was an awkward silence as she polished my teeth.

 

[brblx]

-rep for trying to defend yourself in a silly way and not just embracing the awkwardness.

she's completely naive if she doesn't know that the internet has bred an entire generation of switch hitters, anyway.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Well what kind of answer did she expect? "Yes, I also yo-yo with that hand. Well, I can yo-yo with both, but I'm definitely lefty dominant. I can only get two around the worlds on my right, but with my left I can get five easy. Also, I'm definitely better at flipping people off with my left hand, but it is next to the window when I'm driving, so I guess that answers that mystery..."

Is that all you do with your left hand... Pshaw!

 

[Ika]

haha she totally asked for your response, don't worry.

 

[RESmonkey]

ATOT is slacking...

 

[coldmeat]

pics of dentist?

 

[bignateyk]

That was definitely a come on. Was she hot? (most female dentists are...)

 

[SpatiallyAware]

fwiw I had an optometrist come on to me. It was for a contact eye exam, she touched my leg when doing the eye puff thing and tilted my head back, held my cheek, and put my contacts in for me while making eye contact

It was sorta creepy but very hot. It didn't go any further than that though

 

[beepandbop]

That was definitely a come on. Was she hot? (most female dentists are...)

She wasn't bad looking. I dont have pics sorry guys

Ask Mosh for pics, I understand she's a cutie working in the mouth.

 

[Mike Gayner]

In the heavy silence that followed, I sheepishly said, "No that's not true, I have a gf..." [I do]

WTF has having a GF got to do with whacking off?

 

[TheNoblePlatypus]

WTF has having a GF got to do with whacking off?

Not much, because she's also the last person that crosses your mind when you're doing the whacking.

 

[beepandbop]

WTF has having a GF got to do with whacking off?

because if she's any good, she'll do the whacking.

But what do Gayners know about that?

 

[Matthiasa]

because if she's any good, she'll do the whacking.

But what do Gayners know about that?

wwybywb?

 

[Newbian]

So was she hot and did you ask for a threesome if she was?

 

[olds]

because if she's any good, she'll do the whacking.

But what do Gayners know about that?

wwybywb?

He did it right by waiting so many years to post much.

 

[Matthiasa]

He did it right by waiting so many years to post much.

Still odd him starting posting a few days ago, after having the account since well like 3-4 years ago without a single one.

 

[beepandbop]

So was she hot and did you ask for a threesome if she was?

No, she has a boyfriend.


Every decent looking girl seems to have a boy friend these days and I'm not much for cheating behind a guy's back or wife/girl swapping.

 

[Mike Gayner]

because if she's any good, she'll do the whacking.

But what do Gayners know about that?

You must be like 16, or have never been in a relationship of reasonable length before.

 

[gorcorps]

No, she has a boyfriend.


Every decent looking girl seems to have a boy friend these days and I'm not much for cheating behind a guy's back or wife/girl swapping.

Right... they all have boy friends

ignorance is bliss

 

[moshquerade]

with my left hand.

Apparently dentists can detect this, like how Physical therapists can detect if you're right or left handed based on how your muscles are formed and so forth.

In this case, a pattern of cleaner vs. less cleaner teeth is formed. So my dentist asked me if I was left handed, I said no, but I brush my teeth with my left hand.

She asked, "is that all you do with your left hand," and forgetting where I was with ATOT fresh in mind, I blurted out, "no I whack off with it as well," in a very sarcastic voice.

In the heavy silence that followed, I sheepishly said, "No that's not true, I have a gf..." [I do]
before trailing off.

There was an awkward silence as she polished my teeth.

Really impress her next time by brushing better
And floss daily, that will knock her out of her scrubs.

 

[beepandbop]

Really impress her next time by brushing better
And floss daily, that will knock her out of her scrubs.

Was that you Mosh????????