So I am making dinner for the kids tonight.

[alkemyst]

I bagged some deer so I knew the kids would hate it...when they asked what it was I told them it was just something your mom calls me all the time.

The 10 year old shouted "it's a fucking dick, don't eat it bro!"

fuck me.

 

[Doppel]

Not bad

Oh, and, epic thread incoming!

Awesome that the 10 year old calls his brother (?) bro.

 

[Mixolydian]

Smart kid.

 

[SSSnail]

5/10. 4 for the efforts.

 

[Printer Bandit]

 

[alkemyst]

oh dear!

 

[mmntech]

Your wife is right to tell you not to eat so much dick.

 

[alkemyst]

Your wife is right to tell you not to eat so much dick.

I don't know about you, I don't have a wife. If yours thinks that way put a lock on your man cave.

 

[aayush]

Good effort