So, how many beers have you bonged at one time?

sic wil

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My highest is 48 ounces(4 cans for you lazy people). I'm a lightweight.

Who's got me beat?
 

meltdown75

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hmm... i think i have only done two in a row. so.... 1. they were poured in seperately.

post-beer-bong burps FTW
 

Baked

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For some reason, I read the title as, "So, how many bears have you boned at one time?"
 

Whisper

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One or two. I can't drink very quickly, so chugging isn't my forte. I think the most I've seen is seven in about five or six seconds. This was from a 20 ft. bong; interesting stuff.
 

Anubis

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Originally posted by: gigapet
is this a wierd term for a funnel?

no a beer bong and a funnel are actually different

a funnel is just that, long tube with a funnel at the end and you just suck it down

a real "Beer Bong" is like a funnel however you Plug the top and there are 1 or 2 other tubes in which peopel forcefully blow air in, so it basically forces the beer into you
 

TheNinja

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I only did 2. I just can't see how a person's stomach can hold more than 24oz of fluid in a matter of 5 seconds.
 

sic wil

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Originally posted by: Anubis
Originally posted by: gigapet
is this a wierd term for a funnel?

no a beer bong and a funnel are actually different

a funnel is just that, long tube with a funnel at the end and you just suck it down

a real "Beer Bong" is like a funnel however you Plug the top and there are 1 or 2 other tubes in which peopel forcefully blow air in, so it basically forces the beer into you

PAIN.

From where I'm from, the former in the explanation is called a beer bong.
 

Ronstang

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Originally posted by: Cheetah8799
Originally posted by: gigapet
is this a wierd term for a funnel?

ya. quick way to kill brain cells.

Actually you have to be missing quite a few brain cells in the first place to use a beer bong. Drinking games/stunts like this are for idiots. Drink your beer and enjoy it but play with it and you are a fool. No wonder they had to raise the drinking age, kids are dumb.
 

Nutdotnet

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Originally posted by: sic wil
My highest is 48 ounces(4 cans for you lazy people). I'm a lightweight.

Who's got me beat?

Hey man, that's pretty good...I wouldn't say that you're a lightweight.

I've done three...the three right after...beer bongin is easy for me though...

How about Keg-Stands????

32 Seconds...OH YEAH...haha.
 

40Hands

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a 40 of colt 45 in about 3-4 seconds.

edit: this was out of a homemade funnel from the Depot
 

sic wil

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Originally posted by: Ronstang
Originally posted by: Cheetah8799
Originally posted by: gigapet
is this a wierd term for a funnel?

ya. quick way to kill brain cells.

Actually you have to be missing quite a few brain cells in the first place to use a beer bong. Drinking games/stunts like this are for idiots. Drink your beer and enjoy it but play with it and you are a fool. No wonder they had to raise the drinking age, kids are dumb.

Fun hater.
 

40Hands

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Originally posted by: Ronstang
Originally posted by: Cheetah8799
Originally posted by: gigapet
is this a wierd term for a funnel?

ya. quick way to kill brain cells.

Actually you have to be missing quite a few brain cells in the first place to use a beer bong. Drinking games/stunts like this are for idiots. Drink your beer and enjoy it but play with it and you are a fool. No wonder they had to raise the drinking age, kids are dumb.

What crawled up your ass and died? College sucked for you eh? Its what people do after they funnel beers that makes them dumb or not. I am perfectly fine after the college years or funneling. Live a little.
 

Siva

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5, the tube went from the top of the stairway to the bottom. OH THE PAIN. I thought it was only 3, and was later told of my impressive feat as I sat, swallowing back the vomit from coming up. Of course I kept it down, but I didn't feel like drinking anymore after that.