So, how do I go about getting a vasectomy?

[IronWing]

Care to elaborate?

Your wife will need all the patience of a saint and all the skills of a hooker.

 

[biggestmuff]

Beta as fuck.

 

[ChanHo78]

you could have gone this route....
http://itn.co.uk/422b28796478775fcd8b58e2773c6e38.html

Colombian farmer castrates himself

Fri Dec 11 2009 18:30:02

Colombian farmer castrates himself It is a man's worst nightmare but for Colombian farmer Luis Alfonso Sanchez it seemed the logical thing to do.

The 40-year-old decided to castrate himself to avoid cheating on his wife who refused to have sex with him.

Mr Sanchez had performed the act on many of his animals in the past and believed the procedure would be as easy for him saying: "I've castrated pigs, cats, dogs and three days later they are healed.

"I thought that's what it was going to be like with me. I had practice with animals, so I went ahead, put some pressure on it, and cut them to remove them by force!"

"When I saw that I could no longer count on her (his wife), so that I would't keep bothering her, I made the decision to cut my testicles off because I am a Christian and did not want to go look for another (partner)."

The man is being treated at Santander Hospital where Dr. Javier Martinez said he is still healing: "He still has an escroto-penial hematoma. He's been looked at by the urology department, and they found a complete absence of the testicles."

According to doctors, Sanchez's wounds have become infected.

 

[Jeff7]

you could have gone this route....
http://itn.co.uk/422b28796478775fcd8b58e2773c6e38.html

"When I saw that I could no longer count on her (his wife), so that I would't keep bothering her, I made the decision to cut my testicles off because I am a Christian and did not want to go look for another (partner)."

Smiteth thine own testicles.
I guess that's what God would want then.

According to doctors, Sanchez's wounds have become infected

Or not.:awe:

 

[zeruty]

Never, ever.
Stay the fuck away from my junk.

 

[Engineer]

That be the drugs talking. Post-vasectomy, avoid getting an erection for at least three weeks, six is safer. Do whatever it takes to keep from getting one! Otherwise you will learn the true meanings of the words pain and misery!

LOL, had a buddy get a vasectomy, leave the office, drive 5.5 hours to Georgia and have sex that night. Tore his stitches out. OUCH!

 

[Engineer]

Your wife will need all the patience of a saint and all the skills of a hooker.

LOL, that is most definitely NOT true! :awe:

:biggrin:

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Okay, today's the first day back at work and got to my desk feeling sick to my stomach. Now after about an hour being here, they are the most sore they have been since Friday.

On the bright side I did bring some pills with me if it gets too bad, unfortunately they tend to make me pass out.

 

[Bird222]

I really didn't have any problems, however I kept the frozen peas on them pretty much constantly the entire weekend.

 

[SunnyD]

My wife and I agreed we will be scheduling for after the holidays. In the meantime, I'm going to deck my balls with halls of fleshy... fa la la la laaaa... la la la laaa.

 

[Cattlegod]

wow 23 is really young. did you freeze some samples in the event you change your mind later?

 

[alkemyst]

didn't you post you recently busted a nut quick for the first time?

you trollin' or nuts?

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Edit 5/6/10: Took in the second sample, and got the call yesterday. Officially shooting blanks, have the dr's ok to go without BC. Awesome This will be the final update (unless I decide to reverse it later, or it regrows and an "accident" happens or something).

 

[Old Hippie]

Officially shooting blanks, have the dr's ok to go without BC

Congrats, Time to rock & roll bareback!

Just like I said, piece of cake! :thumbsup:

 

[alkemyst]

doesn't he need to get a g/f first?

 

[moshquerade]

Edit 5/6/10: Took in the second sample, and got the call yesterday. Officially shooting blanks, have the dr's ok to go without BC. Awesome This will be the final update (unless I decide to reverse it later, or it regrows and an "accident" happens or something).

congratulations. i hope you're able to find someone who "doesn't like kids" as much as you do.

i won't be calling.