So Heisenberg is speeding down the freeway

[NogginBoink]

"Do you know how fast you were going?"

"No," says Heisenberg, "but I know exactly where I am!"

*rimshot*

 

[ironcrotch]

 

[dighn]

boo

 

[Electric Amish]

LOL!

Geek jokes are great!

 

[Shawn]

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[RaynorWolfcastle]

*groan*

 

[RaynorWolfcastle]

Originally posted by: Shawn
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For all the n00bs that don't get it, it's a reference to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle not the user

 

[edro]

Tee hee hee!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

And the cop replies: "Too bad, if you had measured the speed of your vehicle perhaps you would have influenced it downward" and hands him a ticket.

 

[Heisenberg]

I don't get it.

 

[HN]

Stephen Hawking says:
"Yo mama's so dumb, she can only calculate Pi down to 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971"

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
I don't get it.

I was looking for your post in this thread.

 

[Martin]

:laugh:

nice one.

 

[preslove]

Originally posted by: Heisenberg
I don't get it.

 

[blackdogdeek]

lol

 

[cain]

mwahahahahahahahahaha, so funny to me

 

[venk]

i tried telling a girl a joke like this once, she looked at me like i was the worlds biggest nerd.


ok, so i am the worlds biggest nerd, but thats besides the point!

 

[Howard]

 

[Quixfire]

Originally posted by: RaynorWolfcastle

Originally posted by: Shawn
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For all the n00bs that don't get it, it's a reference to Heisenberg's uncertainty principle not the user

I'm a noob

 

[cavemanmoron]

Originally posted by: Shawn
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Huh?

 

[Toastedlightly]

ha.

 

[Tiamat]

Actually, you do not know where you are since you have zero momentum (at that moment).

*rim shot x2