So guess what I did last night.

Renob

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I woke up at 1:30 in the morning, standing in front of the bathroom mirror and I was drinking Sea Breeze Astringent I was sleep walking. Well I drank about a fourth of it. I was Shocked, it burned bigtime and tasted like A$$.
So I drank some water and made myself puke. It was so nasty tasting on the way up. Then I called poison control to see if I was going to die:frown:, they said not to worry after finding out how big I am six foot five and 280lbs and also that I had just puked. I quess it a good thing there was no Drain cleaner on the counter.
 

Renob

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Well I talked to my mom and she said I used to sleep walk alot when I was yound, and my wife has never seen me do it. BTW I have been married for a year and a half.
 

UglyCasanova

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I would put all harmful chemicals in a cabinet and lock it. Next time you might not be so lucky.
 

Renob

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I would put all harmful chemicals in a cabinet and lock it. Next time you might not be so lucky.

Did that first thing in the morning.
 

rival

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i suggest putting all non-drinkable liquids under the sink from now on...but im sure you already have...

btw, do you stumble around when you sleep walk? are your eyes open? what the hell? did you just wake up after tasting the oil stuffs?
 

Renob

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btw, do you stumble around when you sleep walk? are your eyes open? what the hell? did you just wake up after tasting the oil stuffs?


My mom said my eyes would be wide open, also that I would talk.
 

MrCodeDude

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Damn, I've never understood sleepwalking. Isn't it just like being awake but not being fully out of it? Then again, you were chugging lotian :D
-- mrcodedude
 

kami

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Crazy. I have been known to talk in my sleep sometimes, but not walk around drinking skin care products.
 

Renob

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oh man dude, that stuff is strong


It makes shots of JD seem like water.
 

AznMaverick

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you should put combo locks on your doors...haha. but then, what if you were able to open a combo lock even in your sleep...:Q
 

Renob

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Well, atleast you will have oily insides


Well one good thing, it cleared up those pimples I had on the back of my tounge.
 

iamwiz82

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a friend of the family sleep walks also. He has some of the FUNNIEST stories ever. Once, he woke up to find the microwave in bed next to him, with a pizza cooked inside. He has shaved softballs, put cereal in an ashtray, cooked bacon for 8 hours, and peed on one night stands. :)

You'll laugh about this in a few years.
 

Azraele

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:Q


Should it ever happen again, be warned that there are some things that you should not induce vomiting with. Always read the label and/or contact poison control first.
 

MaxDepth

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whoa.


I sleptwalked once in college. Three days awake working on a project. That night, my roommate saw me get out of bed put on a shirt and walk to the caffeteria (he followed because he said my eyes were half closed). I tried the locked door and then turned around and headed back to the dorm room. I woke up when he dragged me out of the middle of the road where I had stopped. I don't even remember dreaming.

Haven't done it since.

So - when you cough now, do we hear seagulls?
 

benliong

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My brother did it once. I was talking to my mother that time, and suddenly he walked up wondering around the living room. We watched in ammusement when he put his hand into the hemster cage, grap one of the two hemsters we have out of the cage and put it onto his shoulder. He then went to the kitchen for some and ate some cookies (with the hemster still on his shoulder.). I was about to ask him what he was doing when my mum pointed out that he was sleep-walking. appearantly he does it from time to time. :)

But in your case, make sure you lock all those liquids somewhere before you sleep everynight.
 

z0mb13

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old traditional cure for sleepwalking:

try putting a wet towel (or a rag) at the door, so if your feet touches the wet towel, you will wake up