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gopunk

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keep in mind the caller has a very hostile tone...

Caller: I can't log in to system
Me: We have several systems...is this for your UW NetID?
Caller: It's for my UW ID number
Me: I'm not familiar with that... are you sure it's not for your UW NetID?
Caller: No, it's for my UW ID number
Me: What are you trying to log into?
Caller: Perkin
Me: Parking?
Caller: That's right, perkin
Me: So is this a web page?
Caller: No, I'm trying to log into perkin'
Me: OK, I'm not familiar with that system. What exactly is this, is it a program, webpage....?
Caller: No, I'm trying to log into perkin'
Me: I see. Well, where is it asking you to type your password?
Caller: I don't understand your question. They sent me this link, and there's a webpage asking me for my UW NetID and...

i wish i had a "destroy" option on my phone
 
pyonir

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Kiyup
Originally posted by: pyonir
stupid people rule
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And the resident expert on PMS answers your most compelling question almost immediately! You are lucky gopunk.
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wow...didn't expect that one or anything....
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You Rule Kiyup.
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XZeroII

XZeroII

Lifer
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Originally posted by: gopunk
keep in mind the caller has a very hostile tone...

Caller: I can't log in to system
Me: We have several systems...is this for your UW NetID?
Caller: It's for my UW ID number
Me: I'm not familiar with that... are you sure it's not for your UW NetID?
Caller: No, it's for my UW ID number
Me: What are you trying to log into?
Caller: Perkin
Me: Parking?
Caller: That's right, perkin
Me: So is this a web page?
Caller: No, I'm trying to log into perkin'
Me: OK, I'm not familiar with that system. What exactly is this, is it a program, webpage....?
Caller: No, I'm trying to log into perkin'
Me: I see. Well, where is it asking you to type your password?
Caller: I don't understand your question. They sent me this link, and there's a webpage asking me for my UW NetID and...

i wish i had a "destroy" option on my phone
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Been there more times that you can count, except I go through this with hardware/software tech support.

Them: My windows wont start
Me: Your windows wont start. Ok...
Them: What's wrong with it?
Me: I don't know. Do you want to give me more information about this problem?
Them: Well, I turn my computer on and nothing happens
Me: Ok...
Them: Do you know what it could be?
Me: No
Them: ...
Me: ...
Them:...
Me: Ok...So your computer will not start?
Them: Right
Me: You press the power button and not a thing happens.
Them: It starts up, but it doesn't start Windows.
Me: So, something does happen when you turn your computer on?
Them: Yes
Me: Ok...So it detects your harddrives and shows the memory test screen and then the screen goes blank and it just sits there.
Them: Well, it starts loading windows, but it stops.
Me: So windows does start...
Them: Yea, but it stops.
Me: What version of Windows do you have?
Them: I don't know
Me: ...
Them: ...
Me: ...
Them: ...I think it's windows 98.
Me: Ok! So it shows the windows 98 startup screen with the little blue bar going across the bottom, and then it just shows that screen for hours on end and doesn't go any farther.
Them: No, it shows the mouse on the screen, but then nothing happens.
Me: So it shows the mouse on the screen, and thats it. The pointer on the screen doesn't move and the computer is completely frozen?
Them: No...

I could go on, but you see what I mean.
 
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xirtam

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So does PMS affect your ability to hear and comprehend speech?
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Yes. When girls with it are talking, I find myself blissfully unable to hear and comprehend their speech.
 
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gopunk

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Originally posted by: XZeroII


I could go on, but you see what I mean.
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yup... so what is this? seriously, i'd like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but i'm leaning towards severe mental retardation, because i can't think of any other explanation...

and not only that, but they are all pissy and sh!t at us? what's up with that? is this part of their disability? i mean this woman was HOSTILE.
 
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xirtam

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I guess I'll need to stop bothering you since you most obviously are having a hissy fit over it.
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Meaning you'll need to stop bothering him because you're having success?

...

You don't have PMS, do you?
 
pyonir

pyonir

Lifer
Dec 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: Kiyup
Originally posted by: pyonir
stupid people rule
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I guess I'll need to stop bothering you since you most obviously are having a hissy fit over it.
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No, not really. I'm tired of your retarded ass and i'd prefer if you would ignore me, as i am trying to ignore you.
 
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gopunk

Lifer
Jul 7, 2001
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Originally posted by: eakers
yup a bitchy woman automatically means pms.
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well it's either that or she's a severely mentally handicapped individual with anger management problems. i was trying to be nice and give her the benefit of the doubt
 
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Spac3d

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Jul 3, 2001
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Originally posted by: XZeroII
Originally posted by: gopunk
keep in mind the caller has a very hostile tone...

Caller: I can't log in to system
Me: We have several systems...is this for your UW NetID?
Caller: It's for my UW ID number
Me: I'm not familiar with that... are you sure it's not for your UW NetID?
Caller: No, it's for my UW ID number
Me: What are you trying to log into?
Caller: Perkin
Me: Parking?
Caller: That's right, perkin
Me: So is this a web page?
Caller: No, I'm trying to log into perkin'
Me: OK, I'm not familiar with that system. What exactly is this, is it a program, webpage....?
Caller: No, I'm trying to log into perkin'
Me: I see. Well, where is it asking you to type your password?
Caller: I don't understand your question. They sent me this link, and there's a webpage asking me for my UW NetID and...

i wish i had a "destroy" option on my phone
Click to expand...

Been there more times that you can count, except I go through this with hardware/software tech support.

Them: My windows wont start
Me: Your windows wont start. Ok...
Them: What's wrong with it?
Me: I don't know. Do you want to give me more information about this problem?
Them: Well, I turn my computer on and nothing happens
Me: Ok...
Them: Do you know what it could be?
Me: No
Them: ...
Me: ...
Them:...
Me: Ok...So your computer will not start?
Them: Right
Me: You press the power button and not a thing happens.
Them: It starts up, but it doesn't start Windows.
Me: So, something does happen when you turn your computer on?
Them: Yes
Me: Ok...So it detects your harddrives and shows the memory test screen and then the screen goes blank and it just sits there.
Them: Well, it starts loading windows, but it stops.
Me: So windows does start...
Them: Yea, but it stops.
Me: What version of Windows do you have?
Them: I don't know
Me: ...
Them: ...
Me: ...
Them: ...I think it's windows 98.
Me: Ok! So it shows the windows 98 startup screen with the little blue bar going across the bottom, and then it just shows that screen for hours on end and doesn't go any farther.
Them: No, it shows the mouse on the screen, but then nothing happens.
Me: So it shows the mouse on the screen, and thats it. The pointer on the screen doesn't move and the computer is completely frozen?
Them: No...

I could go on, but you see what I mean.
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:Q:Q:Q I would hate to encounter such people... which is why I hope to never do Customer Service for electronics.

 
XZeroII

XZeroII

Lifer
Jun 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: XZeroII


I could go on, but you see what I mean.
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yup... so what is this? seriously, i'd like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but i'm leaning towards severe mental retardation, because i can't think of any other explanation...

and not only that, but they are all pissy and sh!t at us? what's up with that? is this part of their disability? i mean this woman was HOSTILE.
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I've been tyring to figure out the cause for years. When I actually figure it out, I'll write a book and win a nobel prize. Here's the worst though...


TRUE STORY
Someone called me and said their computer was messed up. Their taskbar (normally that bar across the bottom with the start button on it) had gotten moved to the left side of the screen and stretched to take up half the screen. It took me a HALF HOUR to explain over the phone how to move that bar back down to the bottom and make it the normal size!!!!!! A HALF HOUR!!! By the end, I was using words a 4 year old would understand. To make matters worse, 2 weeks later (approx) he called again because it happened again. ANOTHER HALF HOUR!!!! You'd think he would have remember some of what happened last time, but it took another HALF HOUR!!!. I felt like going to his house and beating his computer to a pile of rubble. :|:|:|
 
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Hoober

Diamond Member
Feb 9, 2001
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Originally posted by: XZeroII
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: XZeroII


I could go on, but you see what I mean.
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yup... so what is this? seriously, i'd like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but i'm leaning towards severe mental retardation, because i can't think of any other explanation...

and not only that, but they are all pissy and sh!t at us? what's up with that? is this part of their disability? i mean this woman was HOSTILE.
Click to expand...

I've been tyring to figure out the cause for years. When I actually figure it out, I'll write a book and win a nobel prize. Here's the worst though...


TRUE STORY
Someone called me and said their computer was messed up. Their taskbar (normally that bar across the bottom with the start button on it) had gotten moved to the left side of the screen and stretched to take up half the screen. It took me a HALF HOUR to explain over the phone how to move that bar back down to the bottom and make it the normal size!!!!!! A HALF HOUR!!! By the end, I was using words a 4 year old would understand. To make matters worse, 2 weeks later (approx) he called again because it happened again. ANOTHER HALF HOUR!!!! You'd think he would have remember some of what happened last time, but it took another HALF HOUR!!!. I felt like going to his house and beating his computer to a pile of rubble. :|:|:|
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It's not the computer's fault that there's a short between the keyboard and the mouse.

 
XZeroII

XZeroII

Lifer
Jun 30, 2001
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Originally posted by: Hoober
Originally posted by: XZeroII
Originally posted by: gopunk
Originally posted by: XZeroII


I could go on, but you see what I mean.
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yup... so what is this? seriously, i'd like to give people the benefit of the doubt, but i'm leaning towards severe mental retardation, because i can't think of any other explanation...

and not only that, but they are all pissy and sh!t at us? what's up with that? is this part of their disability? i mean this woman was HOSTILE.
Click to expand...

I've been tyring to figure out the cause for years. When I actually figure it out, I'll write a book and win a nobel prize. Here's the worst though...


TRUE STORY
Someone called me and said their computer was messed up. Their taskbar (normally that bar across the bottom with the start button on it) had gotten moved to the left side of the screen and stretched to take up half the screen. It took me a HALF HOUR to explain over the phone how to move that bar back down to the bottom and make it the normal size!!!!!! A HALF HOUR!!! By the end, I was using words a 4 year old would understand. To make matters worse, 2 weeks later (approx) he called again because it happened again. ANOTHER HALF HOUR!!!! You'd think he would have remember some of what happened last time, but it took another HALF HOUR!!!. I felt like going to his house and beating his computer to a pile of rubble. :|:|:|
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It's not the computer's fault that there's a short between the keyboard and the mouse.
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It's a crime to kill a person, and the computer sucks anyway.
 
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xirtam

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Aug 25, 2001
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"Take the computer, put it back in the box, and return it. It's defective."

"What should I tell them?"

"Tell them that the User.exe file was being stupid."
 
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