So Democratic voters can't find the hole, huh?

[da bastard]

Alotta people f***ed around, c'mon its the American way.... I am bad at remembering exactly who. Kennedy with Marilyn Monroe, he a democrat? Also didnt Jefferson or Washington do the deed with one of their slaves? I thought some decedents were claiming to be from one of them. Did they have Democrats and Republicans back then? Its only less than 2 years of college history and government and I already forgot this stuff. C'mon if Monica was instead a model or moviestar, say Cameron Diaz or Fabio, would there be the same reaction? I think not...

And past presidents constantly seeking new conquests should determine the outcome of all this mess?

 

[ThisIsMatt]

1) People get a sample ballot so they can "study" for the big "final" - you can even use it as a cheat sheet if need be.

2) The arrow points straight to the hole marker

3) If you put it in two holes, you obviously are doing something wrong (one party, one hole)

4) So much for the claim that democrats are the more educated party

5) It took me about 45 seconds to vote (hey, guess what, I looked at the sample ballot, whoo hoo)

6) The ballots should've been in a "lock-box" so they'd be safe

7) Moving on to number 8

8) More proof that Gore is childish, arrogant, and a lier (yesterday he said he would not push any more after the recount, now he is suggesting a by hand count as well, etc etc).

9) I think Gore should be put in a lock-box

10) They're holes dang it. Everyone line up for Holes 101.

11) Start at the tail of the arrow and follow it to the head, the head points to the hole. Would you like a straight-edge with your ballot?

12) How on earth did those voters get their key into the ignition???

13) So what if the mark has to be made to the right, it was on the right for both Bush and Gore

I'm sure more to come...

 

[Gort]

Geeeeesh!!! just imagine if the the Republiklans were down a 1000. They would turn out Newt and he (lord help us) might do something. Newt is the only reason I will never vote for the GOP again.

 

[Stallion]

I'm sure you have also heard that in 96 some 14,000 of these retards punched two holes and now 4 years later the stupidity has grown to 19,000. so obviously they have some dumb idiots who don't know how to vote. and also why didn't these jerks say something in 96 about get the votes thrown out. Because this time there man lost, so now they need to start bitchen. Losers...

 

[da bastard]

Hehehe THisisimististhis,

¢Ü Would you study something that you would assume to be simple?

♫ When in the contraption, its harder to follow.....

☼ At some good parties you sometime get lucky and can put it into two holes....

► Look at the Republicans, they nominated Bush.... that doesnt say much for intelligence unless they want a dummy to boss around....

◄ Well aint you a lil study butty, it took me 2 minutes, but I checked what I did..

¢Õ Yeah, keeping the ballots under the voting table to balance the shorter leg wasnt too bright

‼ Moving on to ¢Ò

¢Ò Gore isnt doing this sh** too much, just like Bush isnt doing it too much... its the parties mostly and concerned bastards like you and me.

¡× I think Gore and Bush should be put into a ring of death, 2 go in one comes out and you shoot the one that comes out... (I voted for Gore if it isnt obvious, but out of hatred of my stupid Govenor and his claim of Texas education)

▬ They have to put idiot instructions on OJ cartons, why not ballots?

▀ Yes, but I cant hold sharp objects anymore

¡è Public transportation perhaps?

¡é But not for Buchanan....so it could confuse the voters... so by this
statement you are validating the Democrats claims, c'mon.... Knock them down dont help them out...



In case you didnt notice, my posts are mocking others only.... my first post I did was in A B C format and someone changed it to 1 2 3 so I changed it again... and again... I have no original opinions, I just make jest of others. Thank you, and on with the hateful debate and please get together in my thread to plan riots at hearing the results.

 

[ThisIsMatt]

It seems I have found the source of the confusion:

Ballot

 

[tgillitzr]

lol... you'd think they were in San Fran or something....

 

[da bastard]

Thisismatt... thats a pretty good one, but the Daily Show and CNN Spin show had better ones,

Daily show:

Gore
0 O
Buchanan

And CNN:

Bush ----------------------------> 0

Gore ---\ /++++++++++++++++--> 0
_________\+/+++++++++++++++++
Buchanan -++++++++++++++++++++--> 0
__________+++++++++++++++++++\
Nader ----/+++++++++++++++++++ \-> 0

Or something like that (hard to show in text art) its basically a bunch of scribbled lines....

 

[~zonker~]

They can find the hole OK, they just like to try them all

When someone finds out, they look for someone to blame and say they didn't mean it....