So apparently Mother's Day = Wife's Day, and I have to waste more money

[JS80]

I got in trouble the first year because I didn't get anything. Then last year I got just flowers and of course she got butthurt.

What do I get her for Wife's Day?

edit: hah, yes we have kids

 

[Numenorean]

A huge diamond.

Apparently she can't stand not getting showered with material things.

 

[Platypus]

hook her up with a superficial guy as your gift to her

 

[Newbian]

Do you have kids?

If no then she is just making it up to get more stuff.

I vote for "surprise buttsex".

 

[BurnItDwn]

If your wife is "a" mother, then yea .. mothers day = wifes day.
If your wife has no kids, then tell her to go jump in the lake.
If your wife is your mother, then things are really fvcked up.

 

[CPA]

Give her what I give my wife and my mom: "Happy Mother's Day" /click.

 

[snarl]

Get her a new gaming PC (Your old one )

 

[Kadarin]

If your wife is "a" mother, then yea .. mothers day = wifes day.
If your wife has no kids, then tell her to go jump in the lake.
If your wife is your mother, then things are really fvcked up.

/thread...

 

[Scotteq]

I got in trouble the first year because I didn't get anything. Then last year I got just flowers and of course she got butthurt.

What do I get her for Wife's Day?

Flowers *and* take her to very nice place to eat.

One year, I told my (ex) that my car had a problem and made her drive me to work and pick me up. At the end of the workday, I said I needed to make an important stop on the way home and simply told her where to turn. The 'important' thing I needed to do, of course, be on time for my reservation to take her to dinner. And there she was - Dressed in a suit and standing in front of the restaurant. And right on time, for once! :wub:





p.s. - Whatever you do - Treat it like an actual Date. So if you make reservations at McDonalds and she kicks your ass, then *know* we will ridicule you for missing the point.

 

[Golgatha]

If your wife is "a" mother, then yea .. mothers day = wifes day.
If your wife has no kids, then tell her to go jump in the lake.
If your wife is your mother, then your name is Oedipus.

FTFY.

 

[nanette1985]

Call all ten of her best friends, find out what they are making THEIR spouses get them for mother's day, and get yours something even better.

don't show her this thread you made

 

[TheVrolok]

Flowers *and* take her to very nice place to eat.

One year, I told my (ex) that my car had a problem and made her drive me to work and pick me up. At the end of the workday, I said I needed to make an important stop on the way home and simply told her where to turn. The 'important' thing I needed to do, of course, be on time for my reservation to take her to dinner. And there she was - Dressed in a suit and standing in front of the restaurant. And right on time, for once! :wub:

You sly dog.

 

[moshquerade]

I got in trouble the first year because I didn't get anything. Then last year I got just flowers and of course she got butthurt.

What do I get her for Wife's Day?

edit: hah, yes we have kids

Wife's Day? No, it's Mother's Day and you are getting her a gift because she is the mother of your children.

Get her a butt plug.

 

[manimal]

I got my wife a surprise trip with her two best friends to paris for 4 days...

she did give birth to triplets a year and half ago so she deserves it...

oh and shes getting a kenwood double din head unit with rear view camera and bluetooth so she doesnt kill the neighbors kids when she pulls the minivan out of the garage or kill our kids talking on the phone..

 

[Juddog]

I got in trouble the first year because I didn't get anything. Then last year I got just flowers and of course she got butthurt.

What do I get her for Wife's Day?

edit: hah, yes we have kids

Buy her a pearl necklace.

 

[JS80]

Wife's Day? No, it's Mother's Day and you are getting her a gift because she is the mother of your children.

Get her a butt plug.

What's Valentine's Day and Anniversary for??

Exactly, she's the mother of my KIDS, but not my mother. The KIDS should celebrate their mother.

 

[JS80]

Buy her a pearl necklace.

I was thinking mushroom tattoo.

 

[moshquerade]

What's Valentine's Day and Anniversary for??

Exactly, she's the mother of my KIDS, but not my mother. The KIDS should celebrate their mother.

I agree. She's not your mother.... Then again, I get my grandmother a gift and technically she's not my mother.... So...

 

[JS80]

I agree. She's not your mother.... Then again, I get my grandmother a gift and technically she's not my mother.... So...

I ain't getting my grandmother anything, she ain't my mother!

 

[GundamW]

I got in trouble the first year because I didn't get anything. Then last year I got just flowers and of course she got butthurt.

What do I get her for Wife's Day?

edit: hah, yes we have kids

Draw her a handmade card like the kids do, with a handprint, stars, and sparkles. Caption with "Love you, Mom." Made her breakfast with cereal+peanut butter+ice cream all in 1 bowl.


BTW, what did you get from the wife for father's day last year then? Other than surprise buttsex of course.

 

[JS80]

Draw her a handmade card like the kids do, with a handprint, stars, and sparkles. Caption with "Love you, Mom." Made her breakfast with cereal+peanut butter+ice cream all in 1 bowl.


BTW, what did you get from the wife for father's day last year then? Other than surprise buttsex of course.

Last year she got me one of those photo holders that said Daddy with a couple pictures of the kids. Years prior nothing.

 

[dainthomas]

It's a fake holiday manufactured by jewelers, florists, card makers etc. What else is new. That's why they have the big bucks and laugh at us peons who don't have their own islands. No way to get out of it.

As an aside, here's an interesting article on where your flowers will come from.

 

[Numenorean]

Last year she got me one of those photo holders that said Daddy with a couple pictures of the kids. Years prior nothing.

Why didn't you get all pissy?

 

[JS80]

Why didn't you get all pissy?

I did, for wasting money and effort. She took a trip to Target to get me something. She spent $5 on that, and of course the minimum cost to a trip to Target is $200 whenever she goes.

It's a fake holiday manufactured by jewelers, florists, card makers etc. What else is new. That's why they have the big bucks and laugh at us peons who don't have their own islands. No way to get out of it.

As an aside, here's an interesting article on where your flowers will come from.

 

[Engineer]

This thread explains alot.....