Probably bought the farm
on a sports bikeRIDING AN OVERWEIGHT PIG OF A CRUISER LIKE IT WAS A SPORT-BIKE.
I'm trying to buy my girl Applebee's for our anniversary because I'm fancy AF biatches. Did I mention that my penis is also very long? Why can't I order premixed cocktails from Applebee's carside to go? What a rip off. I plan to ride my motorcycle there.Where's SaltyNuts when you... well, I was going to say "need" him, but no one needs SaltyNuts. But his brand of buffoonery could be amusing at times.