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So a lady at work asks me to kill a spider...

i saw a black widow outside my house today.. i crushed it with a rock.. it was a male though, cause it didn't have the hourglass thing on it's belly... or does that mean it's not a black widow? either way, it was scary
 
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
FINISH YOUR STORY!
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I'll do it for him.

MasterAndCommander has a foot fetish. Office chick takes off shoe, just a slight hint of pleasant womenly odor. MC gets rock hard, heads to the bathroom, rubs one off, and the spider escapes without another post.
 
Originally posted by: laurenlex
Originally posted by: scorpmatt
FINISH YOUR STORY!
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I'll do it for him.

MasterAndCommander has a foot fetish. Office chick takes off shoe, just a slight hint of pleasant womenly odor. MC gets rock hard, heads to the bathroom, rubs one off, and the spider escapes without another post.
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i know someone that is shoe fetish... gets stone hard all the time
 
Originally posted by: MasterAndCommander
I ask for a weapon, she hands me her shoe

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You should have killed it, then popped it in your mouth, and walked away while chewing it. That would have given her a memory of a lifetime.
 
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