So a guy goes to a doctor...

[manlymatt83]

... and the doctor says to the guy: "You have to stop masturbating".

And the guy goes: "Why?"

And the doctor goes: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"



:thumbsup:

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
... and the doctor says to the guy: "You have to stop masturbating".

And the guy goes: "Why?"

And the doctor goes: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"

:thumbsup:

No one wants to read about your personal life mjuszczak!

 

[MrChad]

That must have been awkward for you.

 

[Sumguy]

Originally posted by: mjuszczak
... and the doctor says to the guy: "You have to stop masturbating".

And the guy goes: "Why?"

And the doctor goes: "Because I'm trying to examine you!"



:thumbsdown:

Hmm...

 

[JS80]

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[Howard]

I laughed.

I laughed at something he posted. Should I go kill myself?

 

[imported_nightfox]

The doctor is right. You should stop.

 

[Stiganator]

A man is at sitting in the doctors office waiting for the doctor to return with the test results.

The doctor enters and says,"Well Bill, I have good news and bad news."

Bill says, " Give me the good news first"

The doctor says, "Well your penis is going to grow 3 inches"

"Well thats fabulous, Doc. What's the bad news?"

"It's malignant"

 

[ChaoZ]

Originally posted by: MrChad
That must have been awkward for you.

Nah, he was enjoying himself.

 

[MotF Bane]

Originally posted by: Stiganator
A man is at sitting in the doctors office waiting for the doctor to return with the test results.

The doctor enters and says,"Well Bill, I have good news and bad news."

Bill says, " Give me the good news first"

The doctor says, "Well your penis is going to grow 3 inches"

"Well thats fabulous, Doc. What's the bad news?"

"It's malignant"

Better than the OP joke.