So a guy cheats on his wife with a mistress

PingSpike

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A mistant.

Mist + dress = mistress
Mist + pants = mistants.

Girls wear dresses, guys wear pants. Quite simple.
 

Jassi

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Wives don't cheat silly, they get a divorce, custody, 50% of his assets plus a pound of his flesh every month.
 

GhettoPeanut

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Originally posted by: Jassi
Wives don't cheat silly, they get a divorce, custody, 50% of his assets plus a pound of his flesh every month.


rofl, someone's a little bitter ;)
 

Jassi

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Originally posted by: GhettoPeanut
Originally posted by: Jassi
Wives don't cheat silly, they get a divorce, custody, 50% of his assets plus a pound of his flesh every month.


rofl, someone's a little bitter ;)

Actually words of wisdom someone bitter (and female) shared with me :)
 

GhettoPeanut

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Originally posted by: Jassi
Originally posted by: GhettoPeanut
Originally posted by: Jassi
Wives don't cheat silly, they get a divorce, custody, 50% of his assets plus a pound of his flesh every month.


rofl, someone's a little bitter ;)

Actually words of wisdom someone bitter (and female) shared with me :)


so she took a pound of her x's flesh every month, eh, cannibalism, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.
 

Jassi

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Originally posted by: GhettoPeanut

so she took a pound of her x's flesh every month, eh, cannibalism, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

*zing*

Thats the sound of a joke (and a referance to Shakespeare) going over your head at the speed of sound.
 

ViRGE

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Technically, mistress is the term for a female master, so the man with whom a woman cheats would be her master.