So a girl said I was a bit conceited

[yang88she]

Originally posted by: DVad3r
The only reason I can think of for you guys not seeing each other is that you are both fat and your gravitational fields repel eachother.

haha that's a great mental image w/ hamburgers and fries revolving around them

 

[irishScott]

Lol I was forced to sit next to a chick like that on the chorus bus back in HS (I was late). Not only was she huge, but she was so self-centered it was pathetic. Trying to be friendly, I tried to make a joke about a sign we saw while passing (it was a liquor store. Don't remember the joke). She went off on a tangent about how her dad was a drunk and sh!t. After I patiently listened to that, she just randomly stated. I'm 5'3. Just randomly. No relation at all. Good for youuu... WTF?

 

[Nutdotnet]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I agree with the chick.

You may have missed out on a great relationship because of your superficial tightass-ness.

Hahahahaha....

I'm sorry but fatties get NO lovin' from me. Go get on a treadmill!!!

 

[meltdown75]

ROFL ROFL 2x4

 

[shortspanishguy]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: jtvang125

Originally posted by: meltdown75
how do you know this person?

A girl friend's aunt. Of course those weren't my exact words when my friend asked me what I thought about her.

hmm. might be self-pwnage time when the aunt tells your friend about her impression of you.

pwnt.

a little off topic here... what's with the pwnT.. with the T at the end of the pwn... i always though it would be p/ownED... is this something i am not aware of?! 😱

You are quite the n00d

 

[jtvang125]

Originally posted by: Nutdotnet

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I agree with the chick.

You may have missed out on a great relationship because of your superficial tightass-ness.

Hahahahaha....

I'm sorry but fatties get NO lovin' from me. Go get on a treadmill!!!

I can guarantee you she won't take off.😀

 

[xSkyDrAx]

:Q at 5' and 250lbs she'd probably be wider than she was tall.

 

[DaShen]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: Nebben

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: jtvang125

Originally posted by: meltdown75
how do you know this person?

A girl friend's aunt. Of course those weren't my exact words when my friend asked me what I thought about her.

hmm. might be self-pwnage time when the aunt tells your friend about her impression of you.

pwnt.

a little off topic here... what's with the pwnT.. with the T at the end of the pwn... i always though it would be p/ownED... is this something i am not aware of?! 😱

Don't question the leetspeak. 😛

Pwned, Pwnt, Pwnd, Owned, Ownt, Pw3nD, whatever. The language has no rules. It's like Calvinball.

You forgot P-Owned!

P-Zowned

 

[Aquaman]

Originally posted by: jtvang125
Maybe if she wasn't 5' and 250+ I wouldn't have been so quiet and constantly trying to think of an excuse to get away. And I'm sorry that I didn't want to join you for lunch.

did she have a tattoo on her belly?

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[iversonyin]

:Q

😀:beer:

 

[yowolabi]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
I agree with the chick.

You may have missed out on a great relationship because of your superficial tightass-ness.

Because physical attraction has nothing to do with a great relationship?

 

[50cent1228]

Originally posted by: Whoozyerdaddy
Pics or... waitaminute... nevermind.

good thinking ya no one wants to see pics of that

 

[MisterJackson]

Originally posted by: shortspanishguy

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: jtvang125

Originally posted by: meltdown75
how do you know this person?

A girl friend's aunt. Of course those weren't my exact words when my friend asked me what I thought about her.

hmm. might be self-pwnage time when the aunt tells your friend about her impression of you.

pwnt.

a little off topic here... what's with the pwnT.. with the T at the end of the pwn... i always though it would be p/ownED... is this something i am not aware of?! 😱

You are quite the n00d

Hmmm, I know you'll claim you used a "D" instead of "B" on purpose, but I won't believe you. doesn't that make you the "n00b", and "pwnt" all at once??? 😛

 

[ahurtt]

Originally posted by: DaShen

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: Nebben

Originally posted by: LolaWiz

Originally posted by: randay

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: jtvang125

Originally posted by: meltdown75
how do you know this person?

A girl friend's aunt. Of course those weren't my exact words when my friend asked me what I thought about her.

hmm. might be self-pwnage time when the aunt tells your friend about her impression of you.

pwnt.

a little off topic here... what's with the pwnT.. with the T at the end of the pwn... i always though it would be p/ownED... is this something i am not aware of?! 😱

Don't question the leetspeak. 😛

Pwned, Pwnt, Pwnd, Owned, Ownt, Pw3nD, whatever. The language has no rules. It's like Calvinball.

You forgot P-Owned!

P-Zowned

You guys are all totally wrong. Pwnt is an abbreviation for Pizowned! Which is what you get when you run the word "owned" through snoop-dog's shizz-o-lator. Come on I'm 32 years old and I have to be telling you kids this?? n00ds.