So a cop pulls Heisenberg over for speeding...

NogginBoink

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... and asks, "do you know how fast you were going?"

"No," he says, "but I know exactly where I am!"

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isasir

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Saw this joke before here, and at that time I didn't get it, so I had to google for Heisenberg. Yay, I'm not totally a nerd! :)
 

kevinthenerd

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Originally posted by: JohnCU
I feel 10x more nerdy now just for understanding that.

I don't, but then again.... I already feel infinitely nerdy. I am, after all, Kevin The Nerd.

What's even more nerdy is that I immediately found the error in the joke. He's gotta know SOMETHING about how fast he was going (infinitesimally small) and have a SLIGHT error in his position, according to a simple calculus limit around the Plank Constant.

w00t