Snuggies or Shamwow?

theflyingpig

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Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Why don't you post another fucking cookie. Just one more. Do it. I dare you.

:cookies;

Such an obedient little slave you are. If we were to meet I would have you doing things that would make your mother puke.
 

alfa147x

Lifer
Jul 14, 2005
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Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Why don't you post another fucking cookie. Just one more. Do it. I dare you.

:cookies;

Such an obedient little slave you are. If we were to meet I would have you doing things that would make your mother puke.

ill bring the condom
 

theflyingpig

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Mar 9, 2008
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Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Why don't you post another fucking cookie. Just one more. Do it. I dare you.

:cookies;

Such an obedient little slave you are. If we were to meet I would have you doing things that would make your mother puke.

ill bring the condom

That won't be necessary. I have everything here already.
 

alfa147x

Lifer
Jul 14, 2005
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Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Why don't you post another fucking cookie. Just one more. Do it. I dare you.

:cookies;

Such an obedient little slave you are. If we were to meet I would have you doing things that would make your mother puke.

ill bring the condom

That won't be necessary. I have everything here already.

Lube?
and should i wax ?
 

Zim Hosein

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Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Why don't you post another fucking cookie. Just one more. Do it. I dare you.

:cookies;

Such an obedient little slave you are. If we were to meet I would have you doing things that would make your mother puke.

ill bring the condom

That won't be necessary. I have everything here already.

:shocked:
 

Arcadio

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Did you know that the Shamwow guy actually appears in spanish tv networks selling the damn towel in spanish (funny):

El shamwowo
 

theflyingpig

Banned
Mar 9, 2008
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Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Why don't you post another fucking cookie. Just one more. Do it. I dare you.

:cookies;

Such an obedient little slave you are. If we were to meet I would have you doing things that would make your mother puke.

ill bring the condom

That won't be necessary. I have everything here already.

Lube?
and should i wax ?

wax? Dear god no. It would ruin the fun. Just be sure to put lotion on your skin. I demand it.
 

alfa147x

Lifer
Jul 14, 2005
29,307
106
106
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Why don't you post another fucking cookie. Just one more. Do it. I dare you.

:cookies;

Such an obedient little slave you are. If we were to meet I would have you doing things that would make your mother puke.

ill bring the condom

That won't be necessary. I have everything here already.

Lube?
and should i wax ?

wax? Dear god no. It would ruin the fun. Just be sure to put lotion on your skin. I demand it.

I lotion my self well, i cant stand being ashy
 

theflyingpig

Banned
Mar 9, 2008
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Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Why don't you post another fucking cookie. Just one more. Do it. I dare you.

:cookies;

Such an obedient little slave you are. If we were to meet I would have you doing things that would make your mother puke.

ill bring the condom

That won't be necessary. I have everything here already.

Lube?
and should i wax ?

wax? Dear god no. It would ruin the fun. Just be sure to put lotion on your skin. I demand it.

I lotion my self well, i cant stand being ashy

Excellent. Your hide will make a wonderful addition to my collection.
 

alfa147x

Lifer
Jul 14, 2005
29,307
106
106
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Why don't you post another fucking cookie. Just one more. Do it. I dare you.

:cookies;

Such an obedient little slave you are. If we were to meet I would have you doing things that would make your mother puke.

ill bring the condom

That won't be necessary. I have everything here already.

Lube?
and should i wax ?

wax? Dear god no. It would ruin the fun. Just be sure to put lotion on your skin. I demand it.

I lotion my self well, i cant stand being ashy

Excellent. Your hide will make a wonderful addition to my collection.

Ill bring all my camera equipment
 

theflyingpig

Banned
Mar 9, 2008
5,616
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Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Originally posted by: alfa147x
Originally posted by: theflyingpig
Why don't you post another fucking cookie. Just one more. Do it. I dare you.

:cookies;

Such an obedient little slave you are. If we were to meet I would have you doing things that would make your mother puke.

ill bring the condom

That won't be necessary. I have everything here already.

Lube?
and should i wax ?

wax? Dear god no. It would ruin the fun. Just be sure to put lotion on your skin. I demand it.

I lotion my self well, i cant stand being ashy

Excellent. Your hide will make a wonderful addition to my collection.

Ill bring all my camera equipment

Yes. Bring a friend as well--so we can dine before I get started with you.