Snicker... (Another stolen Brutuskend JOKE)

Brutuskend

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A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HeLLOOOooo," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"
 

Mayhem1869

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Dec 29, 2000
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a blonde was cooking something when she caught her kitchen on fire.
in a panic she dialed 911 and was trying to tell them her situation.
the operator tells her to calm down and asks her how to get there.

the blonde says "duh, one of those big,red trucks."