Sneaked off work to do 'stuff'

[slycat]

I just sneaked out for an hr to get a hair cut so i look all cute and sexy now.
...and chicks on the street are looking at me. 😀

Edit:...
Fine!..ok so i parked the car, got out...and this hot chick in sunglasses(its hot/sunny out)..
seethru blouse(tiny white bra) and low..LOW bootcut jeans just walks out the door.
She turns around 2times to check me out(its the new haircut man!) and i'm like ...got my sleeves
rolled up, showing my ripped arms..triceps..and walk real close behind her...and i see she's all
self-conscious...like dunno where to put her arms...and i can barely see the crack of her a55
..did i mention damn lowcut jeans?...

...er..then i reached my office and went in...didn't talk to her but it was some nice magnetism while
it lasted. I didn't know there are beloved patriot-tonk chicks so near my work place...been here 2.5yrs and 1st
time i see her. Lemme see her 1 more time and its time to talk... 🙂

 

[CaseTragedy]

they dont notice that you're missing for an hour?

 

[notfred]

That's why they invented the 'lunch hour'.

 

[ElFenix]

i was expecting something more risque. you tricked me!

 

[dartworth]

you don't work at Target do you?

 

[LoverBoyJ]

Originally posted by: slycat
I just sneaked out for an hr to get a hair cut so i look all cute and sexy now.
...and chicks on the street are looking at me. 😀

Theyre probably looking why there's a lot of hair on your shoulders, forehead, and ears! 🙂 🙂 😉 😎

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i was expecting something more risque. you tricked me!

Me too, could you re-write the story to include a little sex?

 

[Maverick]

Originally posted by: DainBramaged

Originally posted by: ElFenix
i was expecting something more risque. you tricked me!

Me too, could you re-write the story to include a little sex?

no kidding...I'm disappointed.

 

[pennylane]

Your definition of 'stuff' varies greatly from mine.

 

[paruhd0x]

You're just so sly! 😛

 

[slycat]

*edited for demand*

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: slycat
*edited for demand*

Could have been better but....it'll do.

 

[slycat]

Originally posted by: notfred
That's why they invented the 'lunch hour'.

actually we had lunch in office today...company paid for pizza.
but i still sneaked out. 🙂

 

[Maverick]

now thats a story!

 

[clicknext]

Originally posted by: notfred
That's why they invented the 'lunch hour'.

Isn't that suppose to be used to have lunch?

 

[boyRacer]

Ok Pinocchio...now look at how big your nose is. 😛

 

[iwearnosox]

You could imbelish and say you had a quickie.

(I actually met a super cute girl up the road that was married, we had a quickie in the coffe shop restroom. Ah, I miss those days...) 😀

 

[Richdog]

Originally posted by: slycat
I just sneaked out for an hr to get a hair cut so i look all cute and sexy now.
...and chicks on the street are looking at me. 😀

Edit:...
Fine!..ok so i parked the car, got out...and this hot chick in sunglasses(its hot/sunny out)..
seethru blouse(tiny white bra) and low..LOW bootcut jeans just walks out the door.
She turns around 2times to check me out(its the new haircut man!) and i'm like ...got my sleeves
rolled up, showing my ripped arms..triceps..and walk real close behind her...and i see she's all
self-conscious...like dunno where to put her arms...and i can barely see the crack of her a55
..did i mention damn lowcut jeans?...

...er..then i reached my office and went in...didn't talk to her but it was some nice magnetism while
it lasted.

If you posting it on here is anything to go by, enjoy it... it's obviously a rare experience, lol. 😀:beer:

 

[slycat]

Originally posted by: Richdog

Originally posted by: slycat
I just sneaked out for an hr to get a hair cut so i look all cute and sexy now.
...and chicks on the street are looking at me. 😀

Edit:...
Fine!..ok so i parked the car, got out...and this hot chick in sunglasses(its hot/sunny out)..
seethru blouse(tiny white bra) and low..LOW bootcut jeans just walks out the door.
She turns around 2times to check me out(its the new haircut man!) and i'm like ...got my sleeves
rolled up, showing my ripped arms..triceps..and walk real close behind her...and i see she's all
self-conscious...like dunno where to put her arms...and i can barely see the crack of her a55
..did i mention damn lowcut jeans?...

...er..then i reached my office and went in...didn't talk to her but it was some nice magnetism while
it lasted.

If you posting it on here is anything to go by, enjoy it... it's obviously a rare experience, lol. 😀:beer:

if u read thru..i wasn't gonna put all them details but folks were bitchin.. 🙂

 

[slycat]

my boss just walked by and said...'oh u got a haircut, its nice...where did u go?' 😕
...and i had to give details 🙁

 

[bolomite]

'it's gotta be the hair'

 

[alexjohnson16]

did i miss something here???

what happened to the girlfriend that found your 90 gigs of pr0n???

😀

 

[slycat]

Originally posted by: alexjohnson16
did i miss something here???

what happened to the girlfriend that found your 90 gigs of pr0n???

😀

yo brother...come on now...u do know there's a forest out there waiting to be harvested dontcha?..😉

 

[BatmanNate]

So are those "ripped arms" of yours from jacking off to that 90GB of porn that you can no longer view on your computer because your girlfriend who caught you looking at it earlier sabotaged you?

 

[PatboyX]

you're going to kill trees in lui of sex?