cKGunslinger
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The breakdown: The film has built up a shite-ton of hype. Most of us haven't seen the movie yet, making it a mystery, but everyone seems to act like its the next best thing since sliced bread. Going to see it will kill the hype. Do you need to get it off your chest?
I'm going to go see it to laugh at the fact that such a movie has been made. You need to learn that cheesy movies are fun if you have a group of friends along to laugh at it with.
cKGunslinger
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Read my posts in this thread. I'm going to repeat myself a dozen times. Well, maybe once more.
It's a dumb title and a dumb movie. There will be action, nudity, comedy, and Sam Jackson kicking ass and screaming "MutherFvcker!" a lot. There will be cheesy moments, special effects, women in the audience cringing, men cheering, and a *lot* of laughter among groups of friends, and between them.
I fail to see how this could be any simpler.
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Read my posts in this thread. I'm going to repeat myself a dozen times. Well, maybe once more.
It's a dumb title and a dumb movie. There will be action, nudity, comedy, and Sam Jackson kicking ass and screaming "MutherFvcker!" a lot. There will be cheesy moments, special effects, women in the audience cringing, men cheering, and a *lot* of laughter among groups of friends, and between them.
I fail to see how this could be any simpler.
Ah, the sarcasm is strong amongst this one. Got it now - a good name for a stupid movie = a MUST SEE!
cKGunslinger
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Originally posted by: SirChadwick
Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Read my posts in this thread. I'm going to repeat myself a dozen times. Well, maybe once more.
It's a dumb title and a dumb movie. There will be action, nudity, comedy, and Sam Jackson kicking ass and screaming "MutherFvcker!" a lot. There will be cheesy moments, special effects, women in the audience cringing, men cheering, and a *lot* of laughter among groups of friends, and between them.
I fail to see how this could be any simpler.
Ah, the sarcasm is strong amongst this one. Got it now - a good name for a stupid movie = a MUST SEE!
No, there is no sarcasm!
A Stupid name + a Stupid movie that admits it's a Stupid Name for a Stupid movie + Sam Jackson playing a stereotypical Sam Jackson character = a MUST SEE!
can you answer a few questions?
How many times does samuel jackson say "motherF*cker"?
Does anyone get eaten by a snake on the plane?
Does Samuel L Jackson shoot a snake and kill it?
These are all prop bets on bodog.com I believe..not sure if they've pulled em yet, but its an easy $150 if they're still around.
How many times does samuel jackson say "motherF*cker"?
Does anyone get eaten by a snake on the plane?
Does Samuel L Jackson shoot a snake and kill it?
These are all prop bets on bodog.com I believe..not sure if they've pulled em yet, but its an easy $150 if they're still around.
i was kinda drunk, so the first one was at least 2... can't say about anymore than that. Yes, a person is eaten on the plane, and yes SLJ does shoot a snake and kill it
1. Let's see....the movie is called "'Snakes' on a Plane"
2. There's nudity
What kind of movie is this again?
The fact is, movies are there to entertain us. This movie will be entertaining. Pure and simple. Some might call it brilliant. Might.
I fail to see what your apostrophe means in Snakes'.
What kind of movie? A mother fvckin' Samuel L movie, that's what kind. I presume the nudity will be Mile High Club related. Or some well aimed spear gun shots to the bra straps from Samuel L MF Jackson.
Can anyone confirm?
Originally posted by: letdown427
I fail to see what your apostrophe means in Snakes'.
What kind of movie? A mother fvckin' Samuel L movie, that's what kind. I presume the nudity will be Mile High Club related. Or some well aimed spear gun shots to the bra straps from Samuel L MF Jackson.
Can anyone confirm?
mile high is right... and god damn she is hot
JoLLyRoGer
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Don't be tellin me 'bout no Snakes on a Plane! I'm the Snake F*CKING Master! I got my technique down and everything! You can't be lettin' no MOTHERF*CKING SNAKES run around on a PLANE bitin' folks and f*ckin'up the way a n*gger walks! Motherf*cking snake do that sh!t to me, he better paralyze my ass cuz I'll kill the motherf*ck*r, know what I'm sayin'? 'Cause I'm a mushroom cloud layin motherf*cker, motherf*cker!!! Every time I get around motherf*ckin snakes I'm SUPERFLY T-N-T! I'm the motherf*cking "Guns of the Navarone"!!!
DrPizza
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Movies that suck but still made a fortune due to excellent marketing:
Blair Witch Project
Snakes on a Plane
Feel free to add others.
Blair Witch Project
Snakes on a Plane
Feel free to add others.
rocadelpunk
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neutralizer
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i was wondering can sharks on a plane ever happen?, i really would like to see that, the "S" letter deserves sharks not snakes
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