Snakes on a Plane OFFICIAL THREAD

[CheesePoofs]

I really enjoyed the movie. Only part the movie goer in my had a problem with was the first 3 snake bites where they essentially raped their victims. mmhmm ...

But the critic in me has to criticize the fact that the guy at the end was able to make a nearly perfect approach and land that plan without knowing where any of the controls are!? And since when can a plane turn that fast.

But none the less, and awesome movie. 100% pointless = 100% fun.

 

[AnitaPeterson]

SOAP is, essentially, a zombie movie with snakes instead of zombies: this year's "Shaun of the Dead".... I enjoyed it.

 

[Parasitic]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing

Originally posted by: Shadowknight
I just saw it. I had a really really quiet audience. I thought the film was... okay. Not bad, not wonderful, but okay. The snakes were scary. I was expecting a cheesy movie, so I was really disappointed in that respect. Not worth the hype from the Internet, IMHO.

Your braindead no-sense-of-humor audience had a lot to do with it.

And the snakes were NOT scary. I mean, the fvcking Anaconda GROWLED.

AND ATE THAT GUY'S HEAD!

Meh that guy had a stick up his arse anyway and was annoying at hell.
Totally justified eating.

 

[Svnla]

Paid $5 for the martini show, not bad but not great either. I did like the song at the end of the movie. Overall, this movie was decent but weren't worth the hype.

 

[mattpegher]

Sounds like it should be 3-D and shown in the drive-in theater.

 

[Unheard]

I saw it Friday with a bunch of friends, and the crowd made the movie. My only fear is going back with another set of friends, and the crowd not being that "opening night" crowd, and the movie being sh1tty. Has anyone seen it a second time? How was the crowd?

 

[Axoliien]

I saw it Thursday night with friends, someone brought little plastic snakes and handed them out to everyone, and it was hilarious when he said the line, people were throwing the snakes, jumping up and down, clapping, it was great! Probably the most fund I've had in a movie to tell the truth! Definately worth it to have everyone so into it, the movie itself probably wouldn't have been worth it without everyone there having fun!

 

[KillyKillall]

who the f\/ck stickied an official thread of this crap?

 

[Tarrant64]

I thought I recovered from laughing all day after seeing Snakes on a Plane.

But now that I see this is stickied...

Oh man...I'm STILL laughing.

 

[sash1]

Originally posted by: KillyKillall
who the f\/ck stickied an official thread of this crap?

most likely mods were sick of locking the 5 billion other threads about this movie.

 

[MrDingleDangle]

just got back from it and loved it...knew exactly what i was getting and got it

 

[archiloco]

i loved the movie, had enough action and lots and lots of snakes!!!!

 

[ZOOYUKA]

Definately worth watching. I thought Kenan Thompson was hilarious.

 

[Brainonska511]

Awesome movie

 

[SirChadwick]

God, this is worse than all that chuck norris bs.

SOAP is way overrated.

 

[Corporate Thug]

it was pretty good

 

[mordantmonkey]

Originally posted by: BatmanNate
Kick ass movie, couldn't have been better without Doug McClure. The only drag was the faggoty emo music video at the end, could have gone without that.

i thought that music video at the end was a sppof of the very annoying and always horrible "black eyed peas". then i found out it was a real band . they should have used the hiphop track for the theme, but i guess it came out after the movie was already in post.

 

[CaptnKirk]

Snacks on a Plane

 

[MBrown]

Sam Jacksons line towards the end of the movie was hilarious.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Originally posted by: CaptnKirk
Snacks on a Plane

Finally, someone makes the leap. I was wondering how long it would be before someone mentioned "Snacks".

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: Fingolfin269
I will probably watch this at some point but it's really getting on my nerves. All this quoting of 'the line' reminds me of the idiots who would run around saying 'I'm Rick James, b*tch!'.

I'm tired of mothr****ing whining on mothr****ing ATOT!:|

You mean stuff like that^^^

 

[Ika]

Hahaha, I watched this movie with a group of friends and it COULDN'T BE BETTER. It was one of the worst movies I've ever seen, but because of that, it was one of the best times I've had watching a movie. Apparently we had a great crowd ($4 movie night FTW!), because nobody at the theatre could stop laughing throughout basically the whole movie.

Synopsis - this movie is 5% thriller, 5% horror, 5% love, 40% lame and 80% comedy.

 

[IAteYourMother]

I loved the ending, was so random (if you know what I mean) i though Sam Jackson actually done the deed

 

[BillyBatson]

i REFUSE to see such a stupid movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope this RUINS sameuls already crappy career!
i understand it is meant to be bad and therefor going to be a cult classic but cult classics are born when someone makes a movie they believe in and it ends up being so bad that it is loved by millions. This movie PURPOSELY tried to be stupid so i am sorry a cult classic can't be born out of a deliberate effort

 

[oogabooga]

oh my lord it was a GREAT movie I laughed so much, and other people in the theater were laughing too

I hope this isn't a spoiler (STOP READING JUST IN CASE) but when you hear "It's the snakes!" at a certain time in the movie i laughed so hard.